075.01 As the lion in our teargarten remembers the nenuphars of his

075.02 Nile (shall Ariuz forget Arioun or Boghas the baregams of the

075.03 Marmarazalles from Marmeniere?) it may be, tots wearsense full

075.04 a naggin in twentyg have sigilposted what in our brievingbust,

075.05 the besieged bedreamt him stil and solely of those lililiths un-

075.06 deveiled which had undone him, gone for age, and knew not

075.07 the watchful treachers at his wake, and theirs to stay. Fooi, fooi,

075.08 chamermissies! Zeepyzoepy, larcenlads! Zijnzijn Zijnzijn! It may

075.09 be, we moest ons hasten selves te declareer it, that he reglimmed?

075.10 presaw? the fields of heat and yields of wheat where corngold

075.11 Ysit? shamed and shone. It may be, we habben to upseek a bitty

075.12 door our good township's courants want we knew't, that with

075.13 his deepseeing insight (had not wishing oftebeen but good time

075.14 wasted), within his patriarchal shamanah, broadsteyne 'bove citie

075.15 (Twillby! Twillby!) he conscious of enemies, a kingbilly white-

075.16 horsed in a Finglas mill, prayed, as he sat on anxious seat, (kunt

075.17 ye neat gift mey toe bout a peer saft eyballds!) during that three

075.18 and a hellof hours' agony of silence, ex profundis malorum, and

075.19 bred with unfeigned charity that his wordwounder (an engles to

075.20 the teeth who, nomened Nash of Girahash, would go anyold where

075.21in the weeping world on his mottled belly (the rab, the kreepons-

075.22 kneed!) for milk, music or married missusses) might, mercy to

075.23 providential benevolence's who hates prudencies' astuteness, un-

075.24 fold into the first of a distinguished dynasty of his posteriors,

076.01 blackfaced connemaras not of the fold but elder children of his

076.02 household, his most besetting of ideas (pace his twolve predama-

076.03 nant passions) being the formation, as in more favoured climes,

076.04 where the Meadow of Honey is guestfriendly and the Mountain

076.05 of Joy receives, of a truly criminal stratum, Ham's cribcracking

076.06 yeggs, thereby at last eliminating from all classes and masses with

076.07 directly derivative decasualisation: sigarius (sic!) vindicat urbes

076.08 terrorum* (sicker!): and so, to mark a bank taal she arter, the

076.09 obedience of the citizens elp the ealth of the ole.*

076.10 Now gode. Let us leave theories there and return to here's here.

076.11 Now hear. 'Tis gode again. The teak coffin, Pughglasspanelfitted,

076.12 feets to the east, was to turn in later, and pitly patly near the

076.13 porpus, materially effecting the cause. And this, liever, is the

076.14 thinghowe. Any number of conservative public bodies, through

076.15 a number of select and other committees having power to add to

076.16 their number, before voting themselves and himself, town, port

076.17 and garrison, by a fit and proper resolution, following a koorts

076.18 order of the groundwet, once for all out of plotty existence, as

076.19 a forescut, so you maateskippey might to you cuttinrunner on a

076.20 neuw pack of klerds, made him, while his body still persisted,

076.21 their present of a protem grave in Moyelta of the best Lough

076.22 Neagh pattern, then as much in demand among misonesans as

076.23 the Isle of Man today among limniphobes. Wacht even! It was

076.24 in a fairly fishy kettlekerry, after the Fianna's foreman had taken

076.25 his handful, enriched with ancient woods and dear dutchy deep-

076.26 linns mid which were an old knoll and a troutbeck, vainyvain of

076.27 her osiery and a chatty sally with any Wilt or Walt who would

076.28 ongle her as Izaak did to the tickle of his rod and watch her

076.29 waters of her sillying waters of and there now brown peater

076.30 arripple (may their quilt gild lightly over his somnolulutent

076.31 form!) Whoforyou lies his last, by the wrath of Bog, like the

076.32 erst curst Hun in the bed of his treubleu Donawhu.

076.33 Best. This wastohavebeen underground heaven, or mole's

076.34 paradise which was probably also an inversion of a phallopharos,

076.35 intended to foster wheat crops and to ginger up tourist trade

076.36 (its architecht, Mgr Peurelachasse, having been obcaecated lest

077.01 he should petrifake suchanevver while the contractors Messrs

077.02 T. A. Birkett and L. O. Tuohalls* were made invulnerably vener-

077.03 able) first in the west, our misterbilder, Castlevillainous, openly

077.04 damned and blasted by means of a hydromine, system,Sowan and

077.05 Belting, exploded from a reinvented T.N.T. bombingpost up

077.06 ahoy of eleven and thirty* wingrests (circiter) to sternbooard out

077.07 of his aerial thorpeto, Auton Dynamon, contacted with the ex-

077.08 pectant minefield by tins of improved ammonia lashed to her

077.09 shieldplated gunwale, and fused into tripupcables, slipping

077.10 through tholse and playing down from the conning tower into

077.11 the ground battery fuseboxes, all differing as clocks from keys

077.12 since nobody appeared to have the same time of beard, some

077.13 saying by their Oorlog it was Sygstryggs to nine, more holding

077.14 with the Ryan vogt it was Dane to pfife*. He afterwards whaan-

077.15 ever his blaetther began to fail off him and his rough bark was

077.16 wholly husky and, stoop by stoop, he neared it (wouldmanspare!)

077.17 carefully lined the ferroconcrete result with rotproof bricks and

077.18 mortar, fassed to fossed, and retired beneath the heptarchy of

077.19 his towerettes, the beauchamp, byward, bull and lion, the white,

077.20 the wardrobe and bloodied, so encouraging (insteppen, alls als

077.21 hats beliefd!) additional useful councils public with hoofd off-

077.22 dealings which were welholden of ladykants te huur out such as the

077.23 Breeders' Union, the Guild of Merchants of the Staple et, a.u.c. to

077.24 present unto him with funebral pomp, over and above that, a stone

077.25 slab with the usual Mac Pelah address of velediction, a very fair-

077.26 worded instance of falsemeaning adamelegy: We have done ours

077.27 gohellt with you, Heer Herewhippit, overgiven it, skidoo!

077.28 But t'house and allaboardshoops! Show coffins, winding sheets,

077.29 goodbuy bierchepes, cinerary urns, liealoud blasses, snuffchests,

077.30 poteentubbs, lacrimal vases, hoodendoses, reekwaterbeckers,

077.31 breakmiddles, zootzaks for eatlust, including upyourhealthing

077.32 rookworst and meathewersoftened forkenpootsies and for that

077.33 matter, javel also, any kind of inhumationary bric au brac for

077.34 the adornment of his glasstone honophreum, would, met these

077.35 trein of konditiens, naturally follow, halas, in the ordinary course,

077.36 enabling that roundtheworlder wandelingswight, did suches pass

078.01 him, to live all safeathomely the presenile days of his life of

078.02 opulence, ancient ere decrepitude, late lents last lenience, till

078.03 stuffering stage, whaling away the whole of the while (hypnos

078.04 chilia eonion!) lethelulled between explosion and reexplosion

078.05 (Donnaurwatteur! Hunderthunder!) from grosskopp to megapod,

078.06 embalmed, of grand age, rich in death anticipated.

078.07 But abide Zeit's sumonserving, rise afterfall. Blueblitzbolted

078.08 from there, knowing the hingeworms of the hallmirks of habita-

078.09 tionlesness, buried burrowing in Gehinnon, to proliferate through

078.10 all his Unterwealth, seam by seam, sheol om sheol, and revisit

078.11 our Uppercrust Sideria of Utilitarios, the divine one, the hoar-

078.12 der hidden propaguting his plutorpopular progeniem of pots and

078.13 pans and pokers and puns from biddenland to boughtenland, the

078.14 spearway fore the spoorway.

078.15 The other spring offensive on the heights of Abraham may

078.16 have come about all quite by accidence, Foughtarundser (for

078.17 Breedabrooda had at length presuaded him to have himself to be

078.18 as septuply buried as the murdered Cian in Finntown), had not

078.19 been three monads in his watery grave (what vigilantes and ridings

078.20 then and spuitwyne pledges with aardappel frittling!) when

078.21 portrifaction, dreyfussed as ever, began to ramp, ramp, ramp, the

078.22 boys are parching. A hoodenwinkle gave the signal and a bless-

078.23 ing paper freed the flood. Why did the patrizien make him scares

078.24 with his gruntens? Because the druiven were muskating at the

078.25 door. From both Celtiberian camps (granting at the onset for the

078.26 sake of argument that men on the two sides in New South Ire-

078.27 land and Vetera Uladh, bluemin and pillfaces, during the ferment

078.28 With the Pope or On the Pope, had, moors or letts, grant ideas,

078.29 grunted) all conditions, poor cons and dives mor, each, of course,

078.30 on the purely doffensive since the eternals were owlwise on their

078.31 side every time, were drawn toowards their Bellona's Black

078.32 Bottom, once Woolwhite's Waltz (Ohiboh, how becrimed,

078.33 becursekissed and bedumbtoit!) some for want of proper feeding

078.34 in youth, others already caught in the honourable act of slicing

078.35 careers for family and carvers in conjunction; and, if emaciated

078.36 nough, the person garrotted may have suggested to whomever he

079.01 took the ham of, the plain being involved in darkness, low cirque

079.02 waggery, nay, even the first old wugger of himself in the flesh,

079.03 whiggissimus incarnadined, when falsesighted by the ifsuchhewas

079.04 bully on the hill for there had circulated freely fairly among his

079.05 opposition the feeling that in so hibernating Massa Ewacka, who,

079.06 previous to that demidetached life, had been known of barmi-

079.07 cidal days, cook said, between soups and savours, to get outside

079.08 his own length of rainbow trout and taerts atta tarn as no man

079.09 of woman born, nay could, like the great crested brebe, devour

079.10 his threescoreten of roach per lifeday, ay, and as many minnow a

079.11 minute (the big mix, may Gibbet choke him!) was, like the salmon

079.12 of his ladderleap all this time of totality secretly and by suckage

079.13 feeding on his own misplaced fat.

[079.14-079.26]: of women — and excrement.

079.14 Ladies did not disdain those pagan ironed times of the first

079.15 city (called after the ugliest Danadune) when a frond was a friend

079.16 inneed to carry, as earwigs do their dead, their soil to the earth-

079.17 ball where indeeth we shall calm decline, our legacy unknown.

079.18 Venuses were gigglibly temptatrix, vulcans guffawably eruptious

079.19 and the whole wives' world frockful of fickles. Fact, any human

079.20 inyon you liked any erenoon or efter would take her bare godkin

079.21 out, or an even pair of hem, (lugod! lugodoo!) and prettily pray

079.22 with him (or with em even) everyhe to her taste, long for luck,

079.23 tapette and tape petter and take pettest of all. (Tip!) Wells she'd

079.24 woo and wills she's win but how the deer knowed where she'd

079.25 marry! Arbour, bucketroom, caravan, ditch? Coach, carriage,

079.26 wheelbarrow, dungcart?

[079.27-080.19]: Kate Strong's statement — the site of the Phoenix Park encounter.

079.27 Kate Strong, a widow (Tiptip!) she pulls a lane picture for

079.28 us, in a dreariodreama setting, glowing and very vidual, of old

079.29 dumplan as she nosed it, a homelike cottage of elvanstone with

079.30 droppings of biddies, stinkend pusshies, moggies' duggies, rotten

079.31 witchawubbles, festering rubbages and beggars' bullets, if not

079.32 worse, sending salmofarious germs in gleefully through the

079.33 smithereen panes Widow Strong, then, as her weaker had

079.34 turned him to the wall (Tiptiptip!), did most all the scavenging

079.35 from good King Hamlaugh's gulden dayne though her lean

079.36 besom cleaned but sparingly and her bare statement reads that,

080.01 there being no macadamised sidetracks on those old nekropolitan

080.02 nights in, barring a footbatter, Bryant's Causeway, bordered

080.03 with speedwell, white clover and sorrel a wood knows, which

080.04 left off, being beaten, where the plaintiff was struck, she

080.05 left down, as scavengers, who will be scavengers must, her

080.06 filthdump near the Serpentine in Phornix Park (at her time called

080.07 Finewell's Keepsacre but later tautaubapptossed* Pat's Purge),

080.08 that dangerfield circling butcherswood where fireworker oh

080.09 flaherty engaged a nutter of castlemallards and ah for archer

080.10 stunned's turk, all over which fossil footprints, bootmarks,

080.11 fingersigns, elbowdints, breechbowls, a. s. o. were all succes-

080.12 sively traced of a most envolving description. What subtler

080.13 timeplace of the weald than such wolfsbelly castrament to will

080.14 hide a leabhar from Thursmen's brandihands or a loveletter,

080.15 lostfully hers, that would be lust on Ma, than then when ructions

080.16 ended, than here where race began: and by four hands of fore-

080.17 thought the first babe of reconcilement is laid in its last cradle

080.18 of hume sweet hume. Give over it! And no more of it! So pass

080.19 the pick for child sake! O men!

[080.20-080.36]: then he spoke — and the girls fled away.

080.20 For hear Allhighest sprack for krischnians as for propagana

080.21 fidies and his nuptial eagles sharped their beaks of prey: and

080.22 every morphyl man of us, pome by pome, falls back into this

080.23 terrine: as it was let it be, says he! And it is as though where

080.24 Agni araflammed and Mithra monished and Shiva slew as maya-

080.25 mutras the obluvial waters of our noarchic memory withdrew,

080.26 windingly goharksome, to some hastyswasty timberman torch-

080.27 priest, flamenfan, the ward of the wind that lightened the fire that

080.28 lay in the wood that Jove bolt, at his rude word. Posidonius

080.29 O'Fluctuary! Lave that bloody stone as it is! What are you

080.30 doing your dirty minx and his big treeblock way up your path?

080.31 Slip around, you, by the rare of the ministers'! And, you, take

080.32 that barrel back where you got it, Mac Shane's, and go the way

080.33 your old one went, Hatchettsbury Road! And gish! how they

080.34 gushed away, the pennyfares, a whole school for scamper, with

080.35 their sashes flying sish behind them, all the little pirlypettes!

080.36 Issy-la-Chapelle! Any lucans, please?

[081.01-081.11]: our position — in the park.

081.01 Yes, the viability of vicinals if invisible is invincible. And we

081.02 are not trespassing on his corns either. Look at all the plotsch!

081.03 Fluminian! If this was Hannibal's walk it was Hercules' work.

081.04 And a hungried thousand of the unemancipated slaved the way.

081.05 The mausoleum lies behind us (O Adgigasta, multipopulipater!)

081.06 and there are milestones in their cheadmilias faultering along

081.07 the tramestrack by Brahm and Anton Hermes! Per omnibus

081.08 secular seekalarum. Amain. But the past has made us this present

081.09 of a rhedarhoad. So more boher O'Connell! Though rainy-

081.10 hidden, you're rhinohide. And if he's not a Romeo you may

081.11 scallop your hat. Wereupunder in the fane of Saint Fiacre! Halte!

[081.12-084.27]: yet another hostile assault — culminating in a truce and a police report.

081.12 It was hard by the howe's there, plainly on this disoluded and a

081.13 buchan cold spot, rupestric then, resurfaced that now is, that

081.14 Luttrell sold if Lautrill bought, in the saddle of the Brennan's

081.15 (now Malpasplace?) pass, versts and versts from true civilisation,

081.16 not where his dreams top their traums halt (Beneathere! Bena-

081.17 there!) but where livland yontide meared with the wilde, saltlea

081.18 with flood, that the attackler, a cropatkin, though under medium

081.19 and between colours with truly native pluck, engaged the Adver-

081.20 sary who had more in his eye than was less to his leg but whom for

081.21 plunder sake, he mistook in the heavy rain to be Oglethorpe or

081.22 some other ginkus, Parr aparrently, to whom the headandheel-

081.23 less chickenestegg bore some Michelangiolesque resemblance,

081.24 making use of sacrilegious languages to the defect that he would

081.25 challenge their hemosphores to exterminate them but he would

081.26 cannonise the bloody buggar's life out of him and lay him out

081.27 contritely as smart as the buggar had his bloody nightprayers

081.28 said, three patrecknocksters and a couplet of hellmuirries (tout

081.29 est sacré pour un sacreur, femme à barbe ou homme-nourrice) at the

081.30 same time, so as to plugg well let the blubbywail ghoats out of

081.31 him, catching holst of an oblong bar he had and with which he

081.32 usually broke furnitures he rose the stick at him. The boarder

081.33 incident prerepeated itself. The pair (whethertheywere Nippo-

081.34 luono engaging Wei-Ling-Taou or de Razzkias trying to recon-

081.35 noistre the general Boukeleff*, man may not say), struggled

081.36 apairently for some considerable time, (the cradle rocking equally

082.01 to one and oppositely from the other on its law of capture and

082.02 recapture), under the All In rules around the booksafe, fighting

082.03 like purple top and tipperuhry Swede, (Secremented Servious of

082.04 the Divine Zeal!) and in the course of their tussle the toller man,

082.05 who had opened his bully bowl to beg, said to the miner who

082.06 was carrying the worm (a handy term for the portable distillery

082.07 which consisted of three vats, two jars and several bottles though

082.08 we purposely say nothing of the stiff, both parties having an

082.09 interest in the spirits): Let me go, Pautheen! I hardly knew ye.

082.10 Later on, after the solstitial pause for refleshmeant, the same

082.11 man (or a different and younger him of the same ham) asked in

082.12 the vermicular with a very oggly chew-chin-grin: Was six vic-

082.13 tolios fifteen pigeon takee offa you, tell he me, stlongfella, by

082.14 picky-pocky ten to foul months behindaside? There were some

082.15 further collidabanter and severe tries to convert for the best part

082.16 of an hour and now a woden affair in the shape of a webley (we

082.17 at once recognise our old friend Ned of so many illortemporate

082.18 letters) fell from the intruser who, as stuck as that cat to that

082.19 mouse in that tube of that christchurch organ, (did the imnage of

082.20 Girl Cloud Pensive flout above them light young charm, in

082.21 ribbons and pigtail?) whereupon became friendly and, saying not

082.22 his shirt to tear, to know wanted, joking and knobkerries, all

082.23 aside laying, if his change companion who stuck still to the in-

082.24 vention of his strongbox, with a tenacity corrobberating their

082.25 mutual tenitorial rights, happened to have the loots change of

082.26 a tenpound crickler about him at the moment, addling that hap

082.27 so, he would pay him back the six vics odd, do you see, out of

082.28 that for what was taken on the man of samples last Yuni or Yuly,

082.29 do you follow me, Capn? To this the other, Billi with the Boule,

082.30 who had mummed and mauled up to that (for he was hesitency*

082.31 carried to excelcism) rather amusedly replied: Woowoo would

082.32 you be grossly surprised, Hill, to learn that, as it so happens, I

082.33 honestly have not such a thing as the loo, as the least chance of

082.34 a tinpanned crackler anywhere about me at the present moho-

082.35 moment but I believe I can see my way, as you suggest, it

082.36 being Yuletide or Yuddanfest and as it's mad nuts, son, for you

083.01 when it's hatter's hares, mon, for me, to advance you something

083.02 like four and sevenpence between hopping and trapping which

083.03 you might just as well have, boy baches, to buy J. J. and S. with.

083.04 There was a minute silence before memory's fire's rekindling and

083.05 then. Heart alive! Which at very first wind of gay gay and whisk-

083.06 wigs wick's ears pricked up, the starving gunman, strike him

083.07 pink, became strangely calm and forthright sware by all his lards

083.08 porsenal that the thorntree of sheol might ramify up his Sheo-

083.09 fon to the lux apointlex but he would go good to him suntime

083.10 marx my word fort, for a chip off the old Flint, (in the Nichtian

083.11 glossery which purveys aprioric roots for aposteriorious tongues

083.12 this is nat language at any sinse of the world and one might as

083.13 fairly go and kish his sprogues as fail to certify whether the

083.14 wartrophy eluded at some lives earlier was that somethink like a

083.15 jug, to what, a coctable) and remarxing in languidoily, seemingly

083.16 much more highly pleased than tongue could tell at this opening

083.17 of a lifetime and the foretaste of the Dun Bank pearlmothers

083.18 and the boy to wash down which he would feed to himself in

083.19 the Ruadh Cow at Tallaght and then into the Good Woman at

083.20 Ringsend and after her inat Conway's Inn at Blackrock and, first

083.21 to fall, cursed be all, where appetite would keenest be, atte,

083.22 funeral fare or fun fain real, Adam and Eve's in Quantity Street

083.23 by the grace of gamy queen Tailte, her will and testament: You

083.24 stunning little southdowner! I'd know you anywhere, Declaney,

083.25 let me truthfully tell you in or out of the lexinction of life and

083.26 who the hell else, be your blanche patch on the boney part!

083.27 Goalball I've struck this daylit dielate night of nights, by golly!

083.28 My hat, you have some bully German grit, sundowner! He

083.29 spud in his faust (axin); he toped the raw best (pardun); he

083.30 poked his pick (a tip is a tap): and he tucked his friend's leave.And,

083.31 with French hen or the portlifowlium of hastes and leisures, about

083.32 to continue that,the queer mixture exchanged the pax in embrace

083.33 or poghue puxy as practised between brothers of the same breast,

083.34 hillelulia, killelulia, allenalaw, and, having ratified before the

083.35 god of the day their torgantruce which belittlers have schmall-

083.36 kalled the treatyng to cognac, turning his fez menialstrait in the

084.01 direction of Moscas, he first got rid of a few mitsmillers and

084.02 hurooshoos and levanted off with tubular jurbulance at a bull's

084.03 run over the assback bridge,spitting his teeths on rooths,with the

084.04 seven and four in danegeld and their humoral hurlbat or other

084.05 uncertain weapon of lignum vitae, but so evermore rhumanasant of

084.06 a toboggan poop, picked up to keep some crowplucking ap-

084.07 pointment with some rival rialtos anywheres between Pearidge

084.08 and the Littlehorn while this poor delaney, who they left along

084.09 with the confederate fender behind and who albeit ballsbluffed,

084.10 bore up wonderfully wunder all of it with a whole number of

084.11 plumsized contusiums, plus alasalah bruised coccyx, all over him,

084.12 reported the occurance in the best way he could, to the flabber-

084.13 gaze of the whole lab, giving the Paddybanners the military

084.14 salute as for his exilicy's the O'Daffy, in justifiable hope that,

084.15 in nobiloroman review of the hugely sitisfactuary conclusium

084.16 of their negotiations and the jugglemonkysh agripment dein-

084.17 derivative, some lotion or fomentation of poppyheads would be

084.18 jennerously exhibited to the parts, at the nearest watchhouse in

084.19 Vicar Lane, the white ground of his face all covered with diagon-

084.20 ally redcrossed nonfatal mammalian blood as proofpositive of the

084.21 seriousness of his character and that he was bleeding in self

084.22 defience (stanch it!) from the nostrils, lips, pavilion and palate,

084.23 while some of his hitter's hairs had been pulled off his knut's

084.24 head by Colt though otherwise his allround health appeared to

084.25 be middling along as it proved most fortunate that not one of

084.26 the two hundred and six bones and five hundred and one muscles

084.27 in his corso was a whit the whorse for her whacking. Herwho?

[084.28-085.19]: of the dangers of mistaken identity — how he almost got killed when peacefully strolling in the park.

084.28 Nowthen, leaving clashing ash, brawn and muscle and brass-

084.29 made to oust earthernborn and rockcrystal to wreck isinglass but

084.30 wurming along gradually for our savings backtowards mother-

084.31 waters so many miles from bank and Dublin stone (olympiading

084.32 even till the eleventh dynasty* to reach that thuddysickend Ham-

084.33 laugh) and to the question of boney's unlawfully obtaining a

084.34 pierced paraflamme and claptrap fireguard there crops out the

084.35 still more salient point of the politish leanings and town pursuits

084.36 of our forebeer, El Don De Dunelli, (may his ship thicked stick

085.01 in the bottol of the river and all his crewsers stock locked in the

085.02 burral of the seas!) who, when within the black of your toenail,

085.03 sir, of being mistakenly ambushed by one of the uddahveddahs,

085.04 and as close as made no matter, mam, to being kayoed offhand

085.05 when the hyougono heckler with the Peter the Painter wanted

085.06 to hole him, was consistently practising the first of the primary

085.07 and imprescriptible liberties of the pacific subject by circulating

085.08 (be British, boys to your bellybone and chuck a chum a chance!)

085.09 alongst one of our umphrohibited semitary thrufahrts, open to

085.10 buggy and bike, to walk, Wellington Park road, with the curb

085.11 or quaker's quacknostrum under his auxter and his alpenstuck in

085.12 his redhand, a highly commendable exercise, or, number two of

085.13 our acta legitima plebeia, on the brink (beware to baulk a man at

085.14 his will!) of taking place upon a public seat, to what, bare by

085.15 Butt's, most easterly (but all goes west!) of blackpool bridges, as

085.16 a public protest and naturlikevice, without intent to annoy either,

085.17 being praisegood thankfully for the wrathbereaved ringdove and

085.18 the fearstung boaconstrictor and all the more right jollywell

085.19 pleased, which he was, at having other people's weather.

[085.20-086.31]: Festy King is brought into court — the crown's allegations against him.

085.20 But to return to the atlantic and Phenitia Proper. As if that

085.21 were not to be enough for anyone but little headway, if any, was

085.22 made in solving the wasnottobe crime cunundrum when a child

085.23 of Maam, Festy King, of a family long and honourably associ-

085.24 ated with the tar and feather industries, who gave an address in

085.25 old plomansch Mayo of the Saxons in the heart of a foulfamed

085.26 potheen district, was subsequently haled up at the Old Bailey

085.27on the calends of Mars, under an incompatibly framed indictment

085.28 of both the counts (from each equinoxious points of view, the one

085.29 fellow's fetch being the other follow's person) that is to see, flying

085.30 cushats out of his ouveralls and making fesses immodst his forces

085.31 on the field. Oyeh! Oyeh! When the prisoner, soaked in methyl-

085.32 ated, appeared in dry dock, appatently ambrosiaurealised, like

085.33 Kersse's Korduroy Karikature, wearing, besides stains, rents and

085.34 patches, his fight shirt, straw braces, souwester and a policeman's

085.35 corkscrew trowswers, all out of the true (as he had purposely torn

085.36 up all his cymtrymanx bespokes in the mamertime), deposing for

086.01 his exution with all the fluors of sparse in the royal Irish vocabulary

086.02 how the whole padderjagmartin tripiezite suet and all the sulfeit

086.03 of copperas had fallen off him quatz unaccountably like the

086.04 chrystalisations of Alum on Even while he was trying for to stick

086.05 fire to himcell, (in feacht he was dripping as he found upon strip-

086.06 ping for a pipkin ofmalt as he feared the coold raine) it was

086.07 attempted by the crown (P.C. Robort) to show that King, elois

086.08 Crowbar, once known as Meleky, impersonating a climbing boy,

086.09 rubbed some pixes of any luvial peatsmoor o'er his face, plucks

086.10 and pussas, with a clanetourf as the best means of disguising

086.11 himself and was to the middlewhite fair in Mudford of a Thoor-

086.12 day, feishts of Peeler and Pole, under the illassumed names of

086.13 Tykingfest and Rabworc picked by him and Anthony out of a

086.14 tellafun book, ellegedly with a pedigree pig (unlicensed) and a

086.15 hyacinth. They were on that sea by the plain of Ir nine hundred

086.16 and ninetynine years and they never cried crack or ceased from

086.17 regular paddlewicking till that they landed their two and a

086.18 trifling selves, amadst camel and ass, greybeard and suckling,

086.19 priest and pauper, matrmatron and merrymeg, into the meddle

086.20 of the mudstorm. The gathering, convened by the Irish Angri-

086.21 cultural and Prepostoral Ouraganisations, to help the Irish muck

086.22 to look his brother dane in the face and attended thanks to

086.23 Larry by large numbers, of christies and jew's totems, tospite of

086.24 the deluge, was distinctly of a scattery kind when the bally-

086.25 bricken he could get no good of, after cockofthewalking through

086.26 a few fancyfought mains ate some of the doorweg, the pikey

086.27 later selling the gentleman ratepayer because she, Francie's sister,

086.28 that is to say,ate a whole side of his (the animal's) sty, on a

086.29 struggle Street, Qui Sta Troia, in order to pay off, hiss or lick,

086.30 six doubloons fifteen arrears of his, the villain's not the rumbler's

086.31 rent.

[086.32-090.33]: W.P.'s evidence — Hyacinth O'Donnell's evidence.

086.32 Remarkable evidence was given, anon, by an eye, ear, nose

086.33 and throat witness, whom Wesleyan chapelgoers suspected of

086.34 being a plain clothes priest W.P., situate at Nullnull, Medical

086.35 Square, who, upon letting down his rice and peacegreen cover-

086.36 disk and having been sullenly cautioned against yawning while

087.01 being grilled, smiled (he had had a onebumper at parting from

087.02 Mrs Molroe in the morning) and stated to his eliciter under his

087.03 morse mustaccents (gobbless!) that he slept with a bonafides and

087.04 that he would be there to remember the filth of November,

087.05 hatinaring, rowdy O, which, with the jiboulees of Juno and the

087.06 dates of ould lanxiety, was going, please the Rainmaker, to

087.07 decembs within the ephemerides of profane history, all one with

087.08 Tournay, Yetstoslay and Temorah, and one thing which would

087.09 pigstickularly strike a person of such sorely tried observational

087.10 powers as Sam, him and Moffat, though theirs not to reason why,

087.11 the striking thing about it was that he was patrified to see, hear,

087.12 taste and smell, as his time of night, how Hyacinth O'Donnell,

087.13 B.A., described in the calendar as a mixer and wordpainter, with

087.14 part of a sivispacem (Gaeltact for dungfork) on the fair green

087.15 at the hour of twenty-four o'clock sought (the bullycassidy of

087.16 the friedhoffer!) to sack, sock, stab and slaughter singlehanded

087.17 another two of the old kings, Gush Mac Gale and Roaring

087.18 O'Crian, Jr., both changelings, unlucalised, of no address and

086.19 in noncommunicables, between him and whom, ever since wal-

086.20 lops before the Mise of Lewes, bad blood existed on the ground

087.21 of the boer's trespass on the bull or because he firstparted his

087.22 polarbeeber hair in twoways, or because they were creepfoxed

087.23 andt grousuppers over a nippy in a noveletta, or because they

087.24 could not say meace, (mute and daft) meathe. The litigants, he

087.25 said, local congsmen and donalds, kings of the arans and the dalk-

087.26 eys, kings of mud and tory, even the goat king of Killorglin,

087.27 were egged on by their supporters in the shape of betterwomen

087.28 with bowstrung hair of Carrothagenuine ruddiness, waving crim-

087.29 son petties and screaming from Isod's towertop. There were

087.30 cries from the thicksets in court and from the macdublins on the

087.31 bohernabreen* of: Mind the bank from Banagher, Mick, sir! Pro-

087.32 dooce O'Donner. Ay! Exhibit his relics! Bu! Use the tongue-

087.33 mor! Give lip less! But it oozed out in Deadman's Dark Scenery

087.34 Court through crossexanimation of the casehardened testis that

087.35 when and where that knife of knifes the treepartied ambush was

087.36 laid (roughly spouting around half hours 'twixt dusk in dawn,

088.01 by Waterhose's Meddle Europeic Time, near Stop and Think,

088.02 high chief evervirens and only abfalltree in auld the land) there

088.03 was not as much light from the widowed moon as would dim a

088.04 child's altar. The mixer, accordingly, was bluntly broached, and

088.05 in the best basel to boot, as to whether he was one of those

088.06 lucky cocks for whom the audible-visible-gnosible-edible world

088.07 existed. That he was only too cognitively conatively cogitabun-

088.08 dantly sure of it because, living, loving, breathing and sleeping

088.09 morphomelosophopancreates, as he most significantly did, when-

088.10 ever he thought he heard he saw he felt he made a bell clipper-

088.11 clipperclipperclipper. Whether he was practically sure too of his

088.12 lugs and truies names in this king and blouseman business? That

088.13 he was pediculously so. Certified? As cad could be. Be lying! Be

088.14 the lonee I will. It was Morbus O' Somebody? A'Quite. Szer-

088.15 day's Son? A satyr in weddens. And how did the greeneyed

088.16 mister arrive at the B.A.? That it was like his poll. A cross-

088.17 grained trapper with murty odd oogs, awflorated ares, inquiline

088.18 nase and a twithcherous mouph? He would be. Who could bit

088.19 you att to a tenyerdfuul when aastalled? Ballera jobbera. Some

088.20 majar bore too? Iguines. And with tumblerous legs, redipnomi-

088.21 nated Helmingham Erchenwyne Rutter Egbert Crumwall Odin

088.22 Maximus Esme Saxon Esa Vercingetorix Ethelwulf Rupprecht

088.23 Ydwalla Bentley Osmund Dysart Yggdrasselmann? Holy Saint

088.24 Eiffel, the very phoenix! It was Chudley Magnall once more

088.25 between the deffodates and the dumb scene? The two childspies

088.26 waapreesing him auza de Vologue but the renting of his rock

088.27 was from the three wicked Vuncouverers Forests bent down

088.28 awhits, arthou sure? Yubeti, Cumbilum comes! One of the ox-

088.29 men's thingabossers, hvad? And had he been refresqued by the

088.30 founts of bounty playing there —— is —— a —— pain —— aleland in

088.31 Long's gourgling barral? A loss of Lordedward and a lack of sir-

088.32 philip* a surgeonet showeradown could suck more gargling

088.33 bubbles out of the five lamps in Portterand's praise. Wirrgeling

088.34 and maries? As whose wouldn't, laving his leaftime in Black-

088.35 pool. But, of course, he could call himself Tem, too, if he had

088.36 time to? You butt he could anytom. When he pleased? Win and

089.01 place. A stoker temptated by evesdripping aginst the driver who

089.02 was a witness as well? Sacred avatar, how the devil did they

089.03 guess it! Two dreamyums in one dromium? Yes and no error.

089.04 And both as like as a duel of lentils? Peacisely. So he was pelted

089.05 out of the coram populo, was he? Be the powers that be he was.

089.06 The prince in principel should not expose his person? Mac-

089.07 chevuole! Rooskayman kamerad? Sooner Gallwegian he would

089.08 say. Not unintoxicated, fair witness? Drunk as a fishup. Askt to

089.09 whether she minded whither he smuked? Not if he barkst into

089.10 phlegms. Anent his ajaciulations to his Crosscann Lorne, cossa?

089.11 It was corso in cursu on coarser again. The gracious miss was

089.12 we not doubt sensible how yellowatty on the forx was altered?

089.13 That she esually was, O'Dowd me not! As to his religion, if

089.14 any? It was the see-you-Sunday sort. Exactly what he meant by

089.15 a pederast prig? Bejacob's, just a gent who prayed his lent. And

089.16 if middleclassed portavorous was a usual beast? Bynight as useful

089.17 as a vomit to a shorn man. If he had rognarised dtheir gcourts

089.18 marsheyls? Dthat nday in ndays he had. Lindendelly, coke or

089.19 skilllies spell me gart without a gate? Harlyadrope. The grazing

089.20 rights (Mrs Magistra Martinetta) expired with the expiry of the

089.21 goat's sire, if they were not mistaken? That he exactly could not

089.22 tell the worshipfuls but his mother-in-waders had the recipis for

089.23 the price of the coffin and that he was there to tell them that

089.24 herself was the velocipede that could tell them kitcat. A maun-

089.25 darin tongue in a pounderin jowl? Father ourder about the

089.26 mathers of prenanciation. Distributary endings? And we recom-

089.27 mends. Quare hircum? No answer. Unde gentium fe . . . ? No ah.

089.28 Are you not danzzling on the age of a vulcano? Siar, I am deed.

089.29 And how olld of him? He was intendant to study pulu. Which

089.30 was meant in a shirt of two shifts macoghamade or up Finn,

089.31 threehatted ladder? That a head in thighs under a bush at the

089.32 sunface would bait a serpent to a millrace through the heather.

089.33 Arm bird colour defdum ethnic fort perharps? Sure and glomsk

089.34 handy jotalpheson as well. Hokey jasons, then, in a pigeegeeses?

089.35 On a pontiff's order as ture as there's an ital on atac. As a gololy

089.36 bit to joss? Leally and tululy. But, why this hankowchaff and

090.01 whence this second tone, son-yet-sun? He had the cowtaw in his

090.02 buxers flay of face. So this that Solasistras, setting odds evens at

090.03 defiance, took the laud from Labouriter? What displaced Tob,

090.04 Dilke and Halley, not been greatly in love with the game. And,

090.05 changing the venders, from the king's head to the republican's

090.06 arms, as to the pugnaxities evinxed from flagfall to antepost

090.07 during the effrays round fatherthyme's beckside and the regents

090.08 in the plantsown raining, with the skiddystars and the morkern-

090.09 windup, how they appealed to him then? That it was wildfires

090.10 night on all the bettygallaghers. Mickmichael's soords shrieking

090.11 shrecks through the wilkinses and neckanicholas' toastingforks

090.12 pricking prongs up the tunnybladders. Let there be fight? And

090.13 there was. Foght. On the site of the Angel's, you said? Guinney's

090.14 Gap, he said, between what they said and the pussykitties. In the

090.15 middle of the garth, then? That they mushn't toucht it. The de-

090.16 voted couple was or were only two disappainted solicitresses on

090.17 the job of the unfortunate class on Saturn's mountain fort? That

090.18 was about it, jah! And Camellus then said to Gemellus: I should

090.19 know you? Parfaitly. And Gemellus then said to Camellus: Yes,

090.20 your brother? Obsolutely. And if it was all about that, egregious

090.21 sir? About that and the other. If he was not alluding to the whole

090.22 in the wall? That he was when he was not eluding from the whole

090.23 of the woman. Briefly, how such beginall finally struck him now?

090.24 Like the crack that bruck the bank in Multifarnham. Whether he

090.25 fell in with what they meant? Cursed that he suppoxed he did.

090.26 Thos Thoris, Thomar's Thom? The rudacist rotter in Roebuck-

090.27 dom. Surtopical? And subhuman. If it was, in yappanoise lan-

090.28 guage, ach bad clap? Oo! Ah! Augs and ohrs with Rhian O'-

090.29 kehley to put it tertianly, we wrong? Shocking! Such as turly

090.30 pearced our really's that he might, that he might never, that he

090.31 might never that night? Treely and rurally. Blady ugh foul moeck-

090.32 lenburg whura whora scorta strumpa porna nenny kocksapas tippa ta-

090.33 ppa tupper strippuck puttanach, eh? You have it alright.

[090.34-092.05]: Festy claims innocence upon oath — much to the court's amusement.

090.34 Meirdreach an Oincuish! But a new complexion was put upon

090.35 the matter when to the perplexedly uncondemnatory bench

090.36 (whereon punic judgeship strove with penal law) the senior

091.01 king of all, Pegger Festy, as soon as the outer layer of stuccko-

091.02 muck had been removed at the request of a few live jurors,

091.03 declared in a loudburst of poesy, through his Brythonic inter-

091.04 preter on his oath, mhuith peisth mhuise as fearra bheura muirre

091.05 hriosmas, whereas take notice be the relics of the bones of the

091.06 story bouchal that was ate be Cliopatrick (the sow) princess

091.07 of parked porkers, afore God and all their honours and king's

091.08 commons that, what he would swear to the Tierney of Dundal-

091.09 gan or any other Tierney, yif live thurkells folloged him about

091.10 sure that was no steal and that, nevertheless, what was deposited

091.11 from that eyebold earbig noseknaving gutthroat, he did not fire

091.12 a stone either before or after he was born down and up to that

091.13 time. And, incidentalising that they might talk about Markarthy

091.14 or they might walk to Baalastartey or they might join the nabour

091.15 party and come on to Porterfeud this the sockdologer had the

091.13 neck to endorse with the head bowed on him over his outturned

091.17 noreaster by protesting to his lipreaders with a justbeencleaned

091.18 barefacedness, abeam of moonlight's hope, in the same trelawney

091.19 what he would impart, pleas bench. to the Llwyd Josus and the

091.20 gentlemen in Jury's and the four of Masterers who had been all

091.21 those yarns yearning for that good one about why he left

091.22 Dublin, that, amreeta beaker coddling doom as an Inishman was

091.23 as good as any cantonnatal, if he was to parish by the market steak

091.24 before the dorming of the mawn, he skuld never ask to see sight or

091.25 light of this world or the other world or any either world, of Tyre-

091.26 nan-Og, as true as he was there in that jackabox that minute, or

091.27 wield or wind (no thanks t'yous!) the inexousthausthible wassail-

091.28 horn tot of iskybaush the hailth up the wailth of the endknown ab-

091.29 god of the fire of the moving way of the hawks with his heroes in

091.30 Warhorror if ever in all his exchequered caree he up or lave a

091.31 chancery hand to take or throw the sign of a mortal stick or stone

091.32 at man, yoelamb or salvation army either before or after being

091.33 puptised down to that most holy and every blessed hour. Here,

091.34 upon the halfkneed castleknocker's attempting kithoguishly to

091.35 lilt his holymess the paws and make the sign of the Roman God-

091.36 helic faix, (Xaroshie, zdrst! in his excitement the laddo had

092.01 broken exthro Castilian into which the whole audience perse-

092.02 guired and pursuited him olla podrida) outbroke much yellach-

092.03 ters from owners in the heall (Ha!) in which, under the mollifi-

092.04 cation of methaglin, the testifighter reluctingly, but with ever so

092.05 ladylike indecorum, joined. (Ha! Ha!)

[092.06-092.32]: equality of opposites, as exemplified by Festy and W.P. — the leap-year girls definitely gravitate towards the latter.

092.06 The hilariohoot of Pegger's Windup cumjustled as neatly

092.07 with the tristitone of the Wet Pinter's as were they isce et ille

092.08 equals of opposites, evolved by a onesame power of nature or of

092.09 spirit, iste, as the sole condition and means of its himundher

092.10 manifestation and polarised for reunion by the symphysis of

092.11 their antipathies. Distinctly different were their duasdestinies.

092.12 Whereas the maidies of the bar, (a pairless trentene, a lunarised

092.13 score) when the eranthus myrrmyrred: Show'm the Posed:

092.14 fluttered and flattered around the willingly pressed, nominating

092.15 him for the swiney prize, complimenting him, the captivating

092.16 youth, on his having all his senses about him, stincking thyacinths

092.17 hrough his curls O feen! O deur!) and bringing busses to his

092.18 cheeks, their masculine Oirisher Rose (his neece cleur!), and

092.19 legando round his nice new neck for him and pizzicagnoling his

092.20 woolywags, with their dindy dandy sugar de candy mechree me

092.21 postheen flowns courier to belive them of all his untiring young

092.22 dames and send treats in their times. Ymen. But it was not un-

092.23 observed of those presents, their worships, how, of one among

092.24 all, her deputised to defeme him by the Lunar Sisters' Celibacy

092.25 Club, a lovelooking leapgirl, all all alonely, Gentia Gemma of the

092.26 Makegiddyculling Reeks, he, wan and pale in his unmixed admir-

092.27 ation, seemed blindly, mutely, tastelessly, tactlessly, innamorate

092.28 with heruponhim in shining aminglement, the shaym of his hisu

092.29 shifting into the shimmering of her hers, (youthsy, beautsy, hee's

092.30 her chap and shey'll tell memmas when she gays whom) till the

092.31 wild wishwish of her sheeshea melted most musically mid the

092.32 dark deepdeep of his shayshaun.

[092.33-093.21]: the four judges pass their verdict — Festy leaves scot-free, to the leap-year girls' disapproval.

092.33 And whereas distracted (for was not just this in effect which

092.34 had just caused that the effect of that which it had caused to oc-

092.35 cur?) the four justicers laid their wigs together, Untius, Mun-

092.36 cius, Punchus and Pylax but could do no worse than promulgate

093.01 their standing verdict of Nolans Brumans whereoneafter King,

093.02 having murdered all the English he knew, picked out his pockets

093.03 and left the tribunal scotfree, trailing his Tommeylommey's tunic

093.04 in his hurry, thereinunder proudly showing off the blink pitch to

093.05 his britgits to prove himself (an't plase yous!) a rael genteel. To

093.06 the Switz bobbyguard's curial but courtlike: Commodore valley O

093.07 hairy, Arthre jennyrosy?: the firewaterloover returted with such a

093.08 vinesmelling fortytudor ages rawdownhams tanyouhide as would

093.09 the latten stomach even of a tumass equinous (we were pre-

093.10 pared for the chap's clap cap, the accent, but, took us as, by surprise

093.11 and now we're geshing it like gush gash from a burner!) so that all

093.12 the twofromthirty advocatesses within echo, pulling up their briefs

093.13 at the krigkry: Shun the Punman!: safely and soundly soccered

093.14 that fenemine Parish Poser, (how dare he!) umprumptu right-

093.15 oway hames, much to his thanks, gratiasagam, to all the wrong

093.16 donatrices, biss Drinkbattle's Dingy Dwellings where (for like

093.17 your true venuson Esau he was dovetimid as the dears at

093.18 Bottome) he shat in (zoo), like the muddy goalbind who he was

093.19 (dun), the chassetitties belles conclaiming: You and your gift of

093.20 your gaft of your garbage abaht our Farvver! and gaingridando:

093.21 Hon! Verg! Nau! Putor! Skam! Schams! Shames!

[093.22-094.22]: so it all ended — the letter, what was it?

093.22 And so it all ended. Artha kama dharma moksa. Ask Kavya for

093.23 the kay. And so everybody heard their plaint and all listened to

093.24 their plause. The letter! The litter! And the soother the bitther!

093.25 Of eyebrow pencilled, by lipstipple penned. Borrowing a word

093.26 and begging the question and stealing tinder and slipping like

093.27 soap. From dark Rasa Lane a sigh and a weep, from Lesbia

093.28 Looshe the beam in her eye, from lone Coogan Barry his arrow

093.29 of song, from Sean Kelly's anagrim a blush at the name, from

093.30 I am the Sullivan that trumpeting tramp, from Suffering Duf-

093.3q1 ferin the Sit of her Style, from Kathleen May Vernon her Mebbe

093.32 fair efforts, from Fillthepot Curran his scotchlove machree-

093.33 ther, from hymn Op. 2 Phil Adolphos the weary O, the leery,

093.34 O, from Samyouwill Leaver or Damyouwell Lover thatjolly

093.35 old molly bit or that bored saunter by, from Timm Finn again's

093.36 weak tribes, loss of strenghth to his sowheel, from the wedding

094.01 on the greene, agirlies, the gretnass of joyboys, from Pat Mullen,

094.02 Tom Mallon, Dan Meldon, Don Maldon a slickstick picnic made

094.03 in Moate by Muldoons. The solid man saved by his sillied woman.

094.04 Crackajolking away like a hearse on fire. The elm that whimpers

094.05 at the top told the stone that moans when stricken. Wind broke

094.06 it. Wave bore it. Reed wrote of it. Syce ran with it. Hand tore

094.07 it and wild went war. Hen trieved it and plight pledged peace.

094.08 It was folded with cunning, sealed with crime, uptied by a harlot,

094.09 undone by a child. It was life but was it fair? It was free but was

094.10 it art? The old hunks on the hill read it to perlection. It made

094.11 ma make merry and sissy so shy and rubbed some shine off Shem

094.12 and put some shame into Shaun. Yet Una and Ita spill famine

094.13 with drought and Agrippa, the propastored, spells tripulations

094.14 in his threne. Ah, furchte fruchte, timid Danaides! Ena milo melo-

094.15 mon, frai is frau and swee is too, swee is two when swoo is free,

094.16 ana mala woe is we! A pair of sycopanties with amygdaleine

094.17 eyes, one old obster lumpky pumpkin and three meddlars

094.18 their slies. And that was how framm Sin fromm Son, acity arose,

094.19 finfin funfun a sitting arrows. Now tell me, tell me, tell me then!

094.20                         What was it?

094.21                          A .......... !

094.22                         ? ..........O!

[094.23-095.26]: the four judges reminisce — especially about his overpowering smell.

094.23 So there you are now there they were, when all was over

094.24 again, the four with them, setting around upin their judges'

094.25 chambers, in the muniment room, of their marshalsea, under the

094.26 suspices of Lally, around their old traditional tables of the law

094.27 like Somany Solans to talk it over rallthesameagain. Well and

094.28 druly dry. Suffering law the dring. Accourting to king's evelyns.

094.29 So help her goat and kiss the bouc. Festives and highajinks and

094.30 jintyaun and her beetyrossy bettydoaty and not to forget now

094.31 a'duna o'darnel. The four of them and thank court now there

094.32 were no more of them. So pass the push for port sake. Be it soon.

094.33 Ah ho! And do you remember, Singabob, the badfather, the

094.34 same, the great Howdoyoucallem, and his old nickname, Dirty

094.35 Daddy Pantaloons, in his monopoleums, behind the war of the

094.3 two roses, with Michael Victory, the sheemen's preester, before

095.01 he caught his paper dispillsation from the poke, old Minace and

095.02 Minster York? Do I mind? I mind the gush off the mon like Bal-

095.03 llybock manure works on a tradewinds day. And the O'Moyly

095.04 gracies and the O'Briny rossies chaffing him bluchface and play-

095.05 ing him pranks. How do you do, todo, North Mister? Get into

095.06 my way! Ah dearome forsailoshe! Gone over the bays! When

095.07 ginabawdy meadabawdy! Yerra, why would he heed that old

095.08 gasometer with his hooping coppin and his dyinboosycough and

095.09 all the birds of the southside after her, Minxy Cunningham, their

095.10 dear divorcee darling, jimmies and jonnies to be her jo? Hold

095.11 hard. There's three other corners to our isle's cork float. Sure, 'tis

095.12 well I can telesmell him H2CE3 that would take a township's

095.13 breath away! Gob and I nose him too well as I do meself, heav-

095.14 ing up the Kay Wall by the 32 to 11 with his limelooking horse-

095.15 bags full of sesameseed, the Whiteside Kaffir, and his sayman's

095.16 effluvium and his scentpainted voice, puffing out his thundering

095.17 big brown cabbage! Pa! Thawt I'm glad a gull for his pawsdeen

095.18 fiunn! Goborro, sez he, Lankyshied! Gobugga ye, sez I! O

095.19 breezes! I sniffed that lad long before anyone. It was when I was

095.20 in my farfather out at the west and she and myself, the redheaded

095.21 girl, firstnighting down Sycomore Lane. Fine feelplay we had

095.22 of it mid the kissabetts frisking in the kool kurkle dusk of the

095.23 lushiness. My perfume of the pampas, says she (meaning me)

095.24 putting out her netherlights, and I'd sooner one precious sip at

095.25 your pure mountain dew than enrich my acquaintance with that

095.26 big brewer's belch.

[095.27-096.25]: and so they go on chattering — well into disagreement.

095.27 And so they went on, the fourbottle men, the analists, ungu-

095.28 am and nunguam and lunguam again, their anschluss about her

095.29 whosebefore and his whereafters and how she was lost away

095.30 away in the fern and how he was founded deap on deep in anear,

095.31 and the rustlings and the twitterings and the raspings and the

095.32 snappings and the sighings and the paintings and the ukukuings

095.33 and the (hist!) the springapartings and the (hast!) the bybyscutt-

095.34 lings and all the scandalmunkers and the pure craigs that used to

095.35 be (up) that time living and lying and rating and riding round

095.36 Nunsbelly Square. And all the buds in the bush. And the laugh-

096.01 ing jackass. Harik! Harik! Harik! The rose is white in the darik!

096.02 And Sunfella's nose has got rhinoceritis from haunting the roes

096.03 in the parik! So all rogues lean to rhyme. And contradrinking

096.04 themselves about Lillytrilly law pon hilly and Mrs Niall of the

096.05 Nine Corsages and the old markiss their besterfar, and, arrah,

096.06 sure there was never a marcus at all at all among the manlies and

096.07 dear Sir Armoury, queer Sir Rumoury, and the old house by the

096.08 churpelizod, and all the goings on so very wrong long before

096.09 when they were going on retreat, in the old gammeldags, the

096.10 four of them, in Milton's Park under lovely Father Whisperer

096.11 and making her love with his stuffstuff in the languish of flowers

096.12 and feeling to find was she mushymushy, and wasn't that vely

096.13 both of them, the saucicissters, a drahereen o machree!, and (peep!)

096.14 meeting waters most improper (peepette!) ballround the garden,

096.15 trickle trickle trickle triss, please, miman, may I go flirting?

096.16 farmers gone with a groom and how they used her, mused her,

096.17 licksed her and cuddled. I differ with ye! Are you sure of your-

096.18 self now? You're a liar, excuse me! I will not and you're an-

096.19 other! And Lully holding their breach of the peace for them. Pool

096.20 loll Lolly! To give and to take! And to forego the pasht! And

096.21 all will be forgotten! Ah ho! It was too too bad to be falling

096.22 out about her kindness pet and the shape of O O O O O O O O

096.23 Ourang's time. Well, all right, Lelly. And shakeahand. And

096.24 schenkusmore. For Craig sake. Be it suck.

096.25               Well?

[096.26-097.28]: of false evidence and truth — he is fox-hunted.

096.26 Well, even should not the framing up of such figments in the

096.27 evidential order bring the true truth to light as fortuitously as

096.28 a dim seer's setting of a starchart might (heaven helping it!) un-

096.29 cover the nakedness of an unknown body in the fields of blue

096.30 or as forehearingly as the sibspeeches of all mankind have foli-

096.31 ated (earth seizing them!) from the root of some funner's stotter

096.32 all the soundest sense to be found immense our special mentalists

096.33 now holds (securus iudicat orbis terrarum) that by such playing

096.34 possum our hagious curious encestor bestly saved his brush with

096.35 his posterity, you, charming coparcenors, us, heirs of his tailsie.

096.36 Gundogs of all breeds were beagling with renounced urbiandor-

097.01 bic bugles, hot to run him, given law, on a scent breasthigh,

097.02 keen for the worry. View! From his holt outratted across the

097.03 Juletide's genial corsslands of Humfries Chase from Mullinahob

097.04 and Peacockstown, then bearing right upon Tankardstown, the

097.05 outlier, awhite noelan which Mr Loewensteil Fitz Urse's basset

097.06 beaters had first misbadgered for a bruin of some swart, led

097.07 bayers the run, then through Raystown and Horlockstown and,

097.08 louping the loup, to Tankardstown again. Ear canny hare for

097.09 doubling through Cheeverstown they raced him, through

097.10 Loughlinstown and Nutstown to wind him by the Boolies. But

097.11 from the good turn when he last was lost, check, upon Ye Hill

097.12 of Rut in full winter coat with ticker pads, pointing for his room-

097.13 ing house his old nordest in his rolltoproyal hessians a deaf fuch-

097.14 ser's volponism hid him close in covert, miraculously ravenfed

097.15 and buoyed up, in rumer, reticule, onasum and abomasum, upon

097.16 (may Allbrewham have his mead!) the creamclotted sherriness of

097.17 cinnamon syllabub, Mikkelraved, Nikkelsaved. Hence hounds

097.18 hied home. Preservative perseverance in the reeducation of his

097.19 intestines was the rebuttal by whilk he sort of git the big bulge

097.20 on the whole bunch of spasoakers, dieting against glues and gra-

097.21 vies, in that sometime prestreet protown. Vainly violence, viru-

097.22 lence and vituperation sought wellnigh utterly to attax and a-

097.23 bridge, to derail and depontify, to enrate and inroad, to ongoad

097.24 and unhume the great shipping mogul and underlinen overlord.

097.25 But the spoil of hesitants, the spell of hesitency. His atake is

097.26 it ashe, tittery taw tatterytail, hasitense humponadimply, heyhey-

097.27 heyhey a winceywencky.

097.28 Assembly men murmured. Reynard is slow!

[097.29-100.04]: rumours of what became of him — he is presumed dead.

097.29 One feared for his days. Did there yawn? 'Twas his stom-

097.30 mick. Eruct? The libber. A gush? From his visuals. Pung? De-

097.31 livver him, orelode! He had laid violent hands on himself, it was

097.32 brought in Fugger's Newsletter, lain down, all in,fagged out,

097.33 with equally melancholy death. For the triduum of Saturnalia

097.34 his goatservant had paraded hiz willingsons in the Forum while

097.35 the jenny infanted the lass to be greeted raucously (the Yardstat-

097.36 ed) with houx and epheus and measured with missiles too from

098.01 a hundred of manhood and a wimmering of weibes. Big went

098.02 the bang: then wildewide was quiet: a report: silence: last Fama

098.03 put it under ether. The noase or the loal had dreven him blem,

098.04 blem, stun blem. Sparks flew. He had fled again (open shun-

098.05 shema!) this country of exile, sloughed off, sidleshomed via the

098.06 subterranean shored with bedboards, stowed away and ankered

098.07 in a dutch bottom tank, the Arsa, hod S.S. Finlandia, and was

098.08 even now occupying, under an islamitic newhame in his seventh

098.09 generation, a physical body Cornelius Magrath's (badoldkarak-

098.10 ter, commonorrong canbung) in Asia Major, where as Turk of

098.11 the theater (first house all flatty: the king, eleven sharps) he had

098.12 bepiastered the buikdanseuses from the opulence of his omni-

098.13 box while as arab at the streetdoor he bepestered the bumbashaws

098.14 for the alms of a para's pence. Wires hummed. Peacefully general

098.15 astonishment assisted by regrettitude had put a term till his exis-

098.16 tence: he saw the family saggarth, resigned, put off his remain-

098.17 ders, was recalled and scrapheaped by the Maker. Chirpings

098.18 crossed. An infamous private ailment (vulgovarioveneral) had

098.19 claimed endright, closed his vicious circle, snap. Jams jarred.

098.20 He had walked towards the middle of an ornamental lilypond

098.21 when innebriated up to the point where braced shirts meet knic-

098.22 kerbockers, as wangfish daring the buoyant waters, when rod-

098.23 men's firstaiding hands had rescued un from very possibly several

098.24 feel of demifrish water. Mush spread. On Umbrella Street where

098.25 he did drinks from a pumps a kind workman, Mr Whitlock,

098.26 gave him a piece of wood. What words of power were made fas

098.27 between them, ekenames and auchnomes, acnomina ecnumina?

098.28 That, O that, did Hansard tell us, would gar ganz Dub's ear

098.29 wag in every pub of all the citta! Batty believes a baton while

098.30 Hogan hears a hod yet Heer prefers a punsil shapner and Cope

098.31 and Bull go cup and ball. And the Cassidy — Craddock rome

098.32 and reme round e'er a wiege ne'er a waage is still immer and

098.33 immor awagering over it,a cradle with a care in it or a casket

098.34 with a kick behind. Toties testies quoties questies. The war is

098.35 in words and the wood is the world. Maply me, willowy we,

098.36 hickory he and yew yourselves. Howforhim chirrupeth evereach-

099.01 bird! From golddawn glory to glowworm gleam. We were

099.02 lowquacks did we not tacit turn. Elsewere there here no con-

099.03 cern of the Guinnesses. But only the ruining of the rain has

099.04 heard. Estout pourporteral! Cracklings cricked. A human pest

099.05 cycling (pist!) and recycling (past!) about the sledgy streets, here

099.06 he was (pust!) again! Morse nuisance noised. He was loose at

099.07 large and (Oh baby!) might be anywhere when a disguised ex-

099.08 nun, of huge standbuild and masculine manners in her fairly fat

099.09 forties, Carpulenta Gygasta, hattracted hattention by harbitrary

099.10 conduct with a homnibus. Aerials buzzed to coastal listeners of

099.11 an oertax bror collector's budget, fullybigs, sporran, tie, tuft,

099.12 tabard and bloody antichill cloak, its tailor's (Baernfather's) tab

099.13 reading V.P.H., found nigh Scaldbrothar's Hole, and divers

099.14 shivered to think what kaind of beast, wolves, croppis's or four-

099.15 penny friars, had devoured him. C. W. cast wide. Hvidfinns lyk,

099.16 drohneth svertgleam, Valkir lockt. On his pinksir's postern, the

099.17 boys had it, at Whitweekend had been nailed an inkedup name

099.18 and title, inscribed in the national cursives, accelerated, regres-

099.19 sive, filiform, turreted and envenomoloped in piggotry: Move

099.20 up. Mumpty! Mike room for Rumpty! By order, Nickekellous

099.21 Plugg; and this go, no pentecostal jest about it, how gregarious

099.22 his race soever or skilful learned wise cunning knowledgable

099.23 clear profound his saying fortitudo fraught or prudentiaproven,

099.24 were he chief, count, general, fieldmarshal, prince, king or Myles

099.25 the Slasher in his person, with a moliamordhar mansion in the

099.26 Breffnian empire and a place of inauguration on the hill of Tully-

099.27 mongan, there had been real murder, of the rayheallach royghal

099.28 raxacraxian variety, the MacMahon chaps, it was, that had done

099.29 him in. On the fidd of Verdor the rampart combatants had left

099.30 him lion with his dexter handcoup wresterected in a pureede

099.31 paumee bloody proper. Indeed not a few thick and thin well-

099.32 wishers, mostly of the clontarfminded class, (Colonel John Bawle

099.33 O'Roarke, fervxamplus), even ventured so far as to loan or beg

099.34 copies of D. Blayncy's trilingual triweekly, Scatterbrains' Aften-

099.35 ing Posht,so as to make certain sure onetime and be satisfied of

099.36 their quasicontribusodalitarian's having become genuinely quite

100.01 beetly dead whether by land whither by water. Transocean

100.02 atalaclamoured him; The latter! The latter! Shall their hope then

100.03 be silent or Macfarlane lack of lamentation? He lay under leagues

100.04 of it in deep Bartholoman's Deep.

[100.05-100.08]: attention! — news!.

100.05 Achdung! Pozor! Attenshune! Vikeroy Besights Smucky

100.06 Yung Pigeschoolies. Tri Paisdinernes Eventyr Med Lochlanner

100.07 Fathach I Fiounnisgehaven. Bannalanna Bangs Ballyhooly Out

100.08 Of Her Buddaree Of A Bullavogue.

[100.09-100.23]: but smoke rises from his tower — and lights shine from within.

100.09 But, their bright little contemporaries notwithstanding, on

100.10 the morrowing morn of the suicidal murder of the unrescued ex-

100.11 patriate, aslike as asnake comes sliduant down that oaktree onto

100.12 the duke of beavers, (you may have seen some liquidamber exude

100.13 exotic from a balsam poplar at Parteen-a-lax Limestone. Road

100.14 and cried Abies Magnifica! not, noble fir?) a quarter of nine,

100.15 imploring his resipiency, saw the infallible spike of smoke's jutstiff

100.16 punctual from the seventh gable of our Quintus Centimachus'

100.17 porphyroid buttertower and then thirsty p.m. with oaths upon

100.18 his lastingness (En caecos harauspices! Annos longos patimur!) the

100.19 lamps of maintenance, beaconsfarafield innerhalf the zuggurat, all

100.20 brevetnamed, the wasting wyvern, the tawny of his mane, the

100.21 swinglowswaying bluepaw, the outstanding man, the lolllike lady,

100.22 being litten for the long (O land, how long!) lifesnight, with

100.23 suffusion of fineglass transom and leadlight panes.

[100.24-100.36]: he is anything but ethereal — his existence is undoubtable.

100.24 Wherefore let it hardly by any being thinking be said either or

100.25 thought that the prisoner of that sacred edifice, were he an Ivor

100.26 the Boneless or an Olaf the Hide, was at his best a onestone par-

100.27 able, a rude breathing on the void of to be, a venter hearing his

100.28 own bauchspeech in backwords, or, more strictly, but tristurned

100.29 initials, the cluekey to a worldroom beyond the roomwhorld, for

100.30 scarce one, or pathetically few of his dode canal sammenlivers

100.31 cared seriously or for long to doubt with Kurt Iuld van Dijke

100.32 (the gravitational pull perceived by certain fixed residents and

100.33 the capture of uncertain comets chancedrifting through our sys-

100.34 tem suggesting an authenticitatem of his aliquitudinis) the canoni-

100.35 city of his existence as a tesseract. Be still, O quick! Speak him

100.36 dumb! Hush ye fronds of Ulma!

[101.01-102.17]: slander and jeers abound — until she appears, to protect him.

101.01     Dispersal women wondered. Was she fast?

101.02     Do tell us all about. As we want to hear allabout. So tellus tel-

101.03 las allabouter. The why or whether she looked alottylike like

101.04 ussies and whether he had his wimdop like themses shut? Notes

101.05 and queries, tipbids and answers, the laugh and the shout, the

101.06 ards and downs. Now listed to one aneither and liss them down

101.07 and smoothen out your leaves of rose. The war is o'er. Wimwim

101.08 wimwim! Was it Unity Moore or Estella Swifte or Varina Fay

101.09 or Quarta Quaedam? Toemaas, mark oom for yor ounckel! Pig-

101.10 eys, hold op med yer leg! Who, but who (for second time of

101.11 asking) was then the scourge of the parts about folkrich Luca-

101.12 lizod it was wont to be asked, as, in ages behind of the Homo

101.13 Capite Erectus, what price Peabody's money, or, to put it

101.14 bluntly, whence is the herringtons' white cravat, as, in epochs

101.15 more cainozoic, who struck Buckley though nowadays as then-

101.16 times every schoolfilly of sevenscore moons or more who know-

101.17 her intimologies and every colleen bawl aroof and every red-

101.18 flammelwaving warwife and widowpeace upon Dublin Wall for

101.19 ever knows as yayas is yayas how it was Buckleyself (we need

101.20 no blooding paper to tell it neither) who struck and the Russian

101.21 generals, da! da!, instead of Buckley who was caddishly struck

101.22 by him when be herselves. What fullpried paulpoison in the spy

101.23 of three castles or which hatefilled smileyseller? And that such

101.24 a vetriol of venom, that queen's head affranchisant, a quiet stink-

101.25 ingplaster zeal could cover, prepostered or postpaid! The lounge-

101.26 lizards of the pumproom had their nine days' jeer, and pratsch-

101.27 kats at their platschpails too and holenpolendom beside, Szpasz-

101.28 pas Szpissmas, the zhanyzhonies, when, still believing in her

101.29 owenglass, when izarres were twinklins, that the upper reaches

101.30 of her mouthless face and her impermanent waves were the better

101.31 half of her, one nearer him, dearer than all, first warming creature

101.32 of his early morn, bondwoman of the man of the house, and

101.33 murrmurr of all the mackavicks, she who had given his eye for

101.34 her bed and a tooth for a child till one one and one ten and one

101.35 hundred again, O me and O ye! cadet and prim, the hungray and

101.36 anngreen (and if she is older now than her teeth she has hair that

102.01 is younger than thighne, my dear!) she who shuttered him after

102.02 his fall and waked him widowt sparing and gave him keen and

102.03 made him able and held adazillahs to each arche of his noes, she

102.04 who will not rast her from her running to seek him till, with the

102.05 help of the okeamic, some such time that she shall have been after

102.06 hiding the crumbends of his enormousness in the areyou looking-

102.07 for Pearlfar sea, (ur, uri, uria!) stood forth, burnzburn the gorg-

102.08 gony old danworld, in gogor's name, for gagar's sake, dragging

102.09 the countryside in her train, finickin here and funickin there,

102.10 with her louisequean's brogues and her culunder buzzle and her

102.11 little bolero boa and all and two times twenty curlicornies for her

102.12 headdress, specks on her eyeux, and spudds on horeilles and a

102.13 circusfix riding her Parisienne's cockneze, a vaunt her straddle

102.14 from Equerry Egon, when Tinktink in the churchclose clinked

102.15 Steploajazzyma Sunday, Sola, with pawns, prelates and pookas

102.16 pelotting in her piecebag, for Handiman the Chomp, Esquoro,

102.17 biskbask, to crush the slander's head.

[102.18-102.30]: his resting place and his name are protected — by a little lady by the name of ALP.

102.18 Wery weeny wight, plead for Morandmor! Notre Dame de la

102.19 Ville, mercy of thy balmheartzyheat! Ogrowdnyk's beyond her-

102.20 bata tay, wort of the drogist. Bulk him no bulkis. And let him

102.21 rest, thou wayfarre, and take no gravespoil from him! Neither

102.22 mar his mound! The bane of Tut is on it. Ware! But there's a

102.23 little lady waiting and her name is A.L.P. And you'll agree. She

102.24 must be she. For her holden heirheaps hanging down her back.

102.25 He spenth his strenth amok haremscarems. Poppy Narancy, Gial-

102.26 lia, Chlora, Marinka, Anileen, Parme. And ilk a those dames had

102.27 her rainbow huemoures yet for whilko her whims but he coined a

102.28 cure. Tifftiff today, kissykissy tonay and agelong pine tomauran-

102.29 na. Then who but Crippled-with-Children would speak up for

102.30 Dropping-with-Sweat?

[102.31-103.11]: ALP's song — by the rivers of Babylon.

102.31

102.32                 Sold him her lease of ninenineninetee,

102.33                 Tresses undresses so dyedyedaintee,

102.34                 Goo, the groot gudgeon, gulped it all.

102.35                 Hoo was the C. O. D.?

102.36                                                  Bum!

103.01                At Island Bridge she met her tide.

103.02                Attabom, attabom, attabombomboom!

103.03                The Fin had a flux and his Ebba a ride.

103.04                Attabom, attabom, attabombomboom!

103.05                We're all up to the years in hues and cribies.

103.06                That's what she's done for wee!

103.07                                                   Woe!

103.08

103.09 Nomad may roam with Nabuch but let naaman laugh at Jor-

103.10 dan! For we, we have taken our sheet upon her stones where we

103.11 have hanged our hearts in her trees; and we list, as she bibs us,

103.12 by the waters of babalong.