Chapter 6: Introduction to the quiz — set by Shem, answered by Shaun
126.01 So?
126.02 Who do you no tonigh, lazy and gentleman?
126.03 The echo is where in the back of the wodes; callhim forth!
126.04 (Shaun Mac Irewick, briefdragger, for the concern of Messrs
126.05 Jhon Jhamieson and Song, rated one hundrick and thin per
126.06 storehundred on this nightly quisquiquock of the twelve apos-
126.07 trophes, set by Jockit Mic Ereweak. He misunderstruck and aim
126.08 for am ollo of number three of them and left his free natural ri-
126.09 postes to four of them in their own fine artful disorder.)
126.10 I. What secondtonone myther rector and maximost bridges-
126.11 maker was the first to rise taller through his beanstale than the
126.12 bluegum buaboababbaun or the giganteous Wellingtonia Sequoia;
126.13 went nudiboots with trouters into a liffeyette when she was
126.14 barely in her tricklies; was well known to claud a conciliation
126.15 cap onto the esker of his hooth; sports a chainganger's albert
126.16 solemenly over his hullender's epulence; thought he weighed a
126.17 new ton when there felled his first lapapple; gave the heinous-
126.18 ness of choice to everyknight betwixt yesterdicks and twomaries;
126.19 had sevenal successivecoloured serebanmaids on the same big
126.20 white drawringroam horthrug; is a Willbeforce to this hour at
126.21 house as he was in heather; pumped the catholick wartrey and
126.22 shocked the prodestung boyne; killed his own hungery self in
126.23 anger as a young man; found fodder for five when allmarken
126.24rose goflooded; with Hirish tutores Cornish made easy; voucher
127.01 of rotables, toll of the road; bred manyheaded stepsons for one
127.02 leapyourown taughter; is too funny for a fish and has too much
127.03 outside for an insect; like a heptagon crystal emprisoms trues and
127.04 fauss for us; is infinite swell in unfitting induments; once was he
127.05 shovelled and once was he arsoned and once was he inundered
127.06 and she hung him out billbailey; has a quadrant in his tile to tell
127.07 Toler cad a'clog it is; offers chances to Long on but stands up
127.08 to Legge before; found coal at the end of his harrow and moss-
127.09 roses behind the seams; made a fort out of his postern and wrote
127.10 F.E.R.T. on his buckler; is escapemaster-in-chief from all sorts
127.11 of houdingplaces; if he outharrods against barkers, to the shool-
127.12 bred he acts whiteley; was evacuated at the mere appearance of
127.13 three germhuns and twice besieged by a sweep; from zoomor-
127.14 phology to omnianimalism he is brooched by the spin of a coin;
127.15 towers, an eddistoon amid the lampless, casting swannbeams on
127.16 the deep; threatens thunder upon malefactors and sends whispers
127.17 up fraufrau's froufrous; when Dook Hookbackcrook upsits his
127.18 ass booseworthies jeer and junket but they boos him oos and baas
127.19 his aas when he lukes like Hunkett Plunkett; by sosannsos and
127.20 search a party on a lady of this city; business, reading news-
127.21paper, smoking cigar, arranging tumblers on table, eating meals,
127.22 pleasure, etcetera, etcetera, pleasure, eating meals, arranging tum-
127.23 blers on table, smoking cigar, reading newspaper, business;
127.24 minerals, wash and brush up, local views, juju toffee, comic and
127.25 birthdays cards; those were the days and he was their hero; pink
127.26 sunset shower, red clay cloud, sorrow of Sahara, oxhide on Iren;
127.27 arraigned and attainted, listed and lited, pleaded and proved;
127.28 catches his check at banck of Indgangd and endurses his doom at
127.29 chapel exit; brain of the franks, hand of the christian, tongue of
127.30 the north; commands to dinner and calls the bluff; has a block at
127.31 Morgen's and a hatache all the afternunch; plays gehamerat when
127.32 he's ernst but misses mausey when he's lustyg; walked as far as
127.33 the Head where he sat in state as the Rump; shows Early Eng-
127.34 lish tracemarks and a marigold window with manigilt lights, a
127.35 myrioscope, two remarkable piscines and three wellworthseeing
127.36 ambries; arches all portcullised and his nave dates from dots; is
128.01 a horologe unstoppable and the Benn of all bells; fuit, isst and
128.02 herit and though he's mildewstaned he's mouldystoned; is a quer-
128.03 cuss in the forest but plane member for Megalopolis; mountun-
128.04 mighty, faunonfleetfoot; plank in our platform, blank in our
128.05 scouturn; hidal, in carucates he is enumerated, hold as an earl,
128.06 he counts; shipshaped phrase of buglooking words with a form
128.07 like the easing moments of a graminivorous; to our dooms
128.08 brought he law, our manoirs he made his vill of; was an over-
128.09 grind to the underground and acqueduced for fierythroats; sends
128.10 boys in socks acoughawhooping when he lets farth his carbon-
128.11 oxside and silk stockings show her shapings when he looses hose
128.12 on hers; stocks dry puder for the Ill people and pinkun's pellets
128.13 for all the Pale; gave his mundyfoot to Miserius, her pinch to
128.14 Anna Livia, that superfine pigtail to Cerisia Cerosia and quid
128.15 rides to Titius, Caius and Sempronius; made the man who had
128.16 no notion of shopkeepers feel he'd rather play the duke than play
128.17 the gentleman; shot two queans and shook three caskles when
128.18 he won his game of dwarfs; fumes inwards like a strombolist till
128.19 he smokes at both ends; manmote, befier of him, womankind,
128.20 pietad!; shows one white drift of snow among the gorsegrowth
128.21 of his crown and a chaperon of repentance on that which shed
128.22 gore; pause and quies, triple bill; went by metro for the polis and
128.23 then hoved by; to the finders, hail! woa, you that seek!; whom
128.24 fillth had plenished, dearth devoured; hock is leading, cocoa comes
128.25 next, emery tries for the flag; can dance the O'Bruin's polerpasse
128.26 at Noolahn to his own orchistruss accompaniment; took place
128.27 before the internatural convention of catholic midwives and
128.28 found stead before the congress for the study of endonational
128.29 calamities; makes a delictuous entrée and finishes off the course
128.30 between sweets and savouries; flouts for forecasts, flairs for finds
128.31 and the fun of the fray on the fairground; cleared out three hun-
128.32 dred sixty five idles to set up one all khalassal for henwives hoping
128.33 to have males; the flawhoolagh, the grasping one, the kindler of
128.34 paschal fire; forbids us our trespassers as we forgate him; the
128.35 phoenix be his pyre, the cineres his sire!; piles big pelium on
128.36 little ossas like the pilluls of hirculeads; has an eatupus complex
129.01 and a drinkthedregs kink; wurstmeats for chumps and cowcar-
129.02 lows for scullions; when he plies for our favour is very trolly
129.03 ours; two psychic espousals and three desertions; may be matter
129.04 of fact now but was futter of magd then; Cattermole Hill, ex-
129.05 mountain of flesh was reared up by stress and sank under strain;
129.06 tank it up, dank it up, tells the tailor to his tout; entoutcas for a
129.07 man, but bit a thimble for a maid; blimp, blump; a dud letter, a sing
129.08 a song a sylble; a byword, a sentence with surcease; while stands
129.09 his canyouseehim frails shall fall; was hatched at Cellbridge but
129.10 ejoculated abrood; as it gan in the biguinnengs so wound up in
129.11 a battle of Boss; Roderick, Roderick, Roderick, O, you've gone
129.12 the way of the Danes; variously catalogued, regularly regrouped;
129.13 a bushboys holoday, a quacker's mating, a wenches' sandbath;
129.14 the same homoheatherous checkinlossegg as when sollyeye airly
129.15 blew ye; real detonation but false report; spa mad but inn sane;
129.16 half emillian via bogus census but a no street hausmann when
129.17 allphannd; is the handiest of all andies and a most alleghant spot
129.18 to dump your hump; hands his secession to the new patricius but
129.19 plumps plebmatically for the bloody old centuries; eats with
129.20 doors open and ruts with gates closed; some dub him Rotshield
129.21 and more limn him Rockyfellow; shows he's fly to both demis-
129.22 fairs but thries to cover up his tracers; seven dovecotes cooclaim
129.23 to have been pigeonheim to this homer, Smerrnion, Rhoebok,
129.24 Kolonsreagh, Seapoint, Quayhowth, Ashtown, Ratheny; inde-
129.25 pendent of the lordship of chamberlain, acknowledging the rule
129.26 of Rome; we saw thy farm at Useful Prine, Domhnall, Domhnall;
129.27 reeks like Illbelpaese and looks like Iceland's ear; lodged at quot
129.28 places, lived through tot reigns; takes a szumbath for his weekend
129.29 and a wassarnap for his refreskment; after a good bout at stool-
129.30 ball enjoys Giroflee Giroflaa; what Nevermore missed and
129.31 Colombo found; believes in everyman his own goaldkeeper and
129.32 in Africa for the fullblacks; the arc of his drive was forty full
129.33 and his stumps were pulled at eighty; boasts him to the thick-in-
129.34 thews the oldest creater in Aryania and looks down on the Suiss
129.35 family Collesons whom he calls les nouvelles roches; though his
129.36 heart, soul and spirit turn to pharaoph times, his love, faith and
130.01 hope stick to futuerism; light leglifters cense him souriantes from
130.02 afore while boor browbenders curse him grommelants to his
130.03 hindmost; between youlasses and yeladst glimse of Even; the
130.04 Lug his peak has, the Luk his pile; drinks tharr and wodhar for
130.05 his asama and eats the unparishable sow to styve off reglar rack;
130.06 the beggars cloak them reclined about his paddystool, the whores
130.07 winken him as they walk their side; on Christienmas at Advent
130.08 Lodge, New Yealand, after a lenty illness the roeverand Mr
130.09 Easterling of pentecostitis, no followers by bequest, fanfare all
130.10 private; Gone Where Glory Waits Him (Ball, bulletist) but Not
130.11 Here Yet (Maxwell, clark); comminxed under articles but phoe-
130.12 nished a borgiess; from the vat on the bier through the burre in
130.13 the dark to the buttle of the bawn; is A1 an the highest but Roh
130.14 re his root; filled fanned of hackleberries whenas all was tuck
130.15 and toss up for him as a yangster to fall fou of hockinbechers
130.16 wherein he had gauged the use of raisin; ads aliments, das doles,
130.17 raps rustics, tams turmoil; sas seed enough for a semination but
130.18 sues skivvies on the sly; learned to speak from hand to mouth
130.19 till he could talk earish with his eyes shut; hacked his way through
130.20 hickheckhocks but hanged hishelp from there hereafters; rialtos,
130.21 annesleyg, binn and balls to say nothing atolk of New Comyn;
130.22 the gleam of the glow of the shine of the sun through the
130.23 dearth of the dirth on the blush of the brick of the viled ville of
130.24 Barnehulme has dust turned to brown; these dyed to tartan him,
130.25 rueroot, dulse, bracken, teasel, fuller's ash, sundew and cress;
130.26 long gunn but not for cotton; stood his sharp assault of famine
130.27 but grew girther, girther and girther; he has twenty four or so
130.28 cousins germinating in the United States of America and a
130.29 namesake with an initial difference in the once kingdom of
130.30 Poland; his first's a young rose and his second's French-
130.31 Egyptian and his whole means a slump at Christie's; forth of his
130.32 pierced part came the woman of his dreams, blood thicker then
130.33 water last trade overseas; buyshop of Glintylook, eorl of Hoed;
130.34 you and I are in him surrented by brwn bldns; Elin's flee
130.35 polt pelhaps but Hwang Chang evelytime; he one was your of
130.36 highbigpipey boys but fancy him as smoking fags his at time of
131.01 life; Mount of Mish, Mell of Moy; had two cardinal ventures and
131.02 three capitol sinks; has a peep in his pocketbook and a packet-
131.03 boat in his keep; B.V.H., B.L.G., P.P.M., T.D.S., V.B.D.,
131.04 T.C.H., L.O.N.; is Breakfates, Lunger, Diener and Souper; as
131.05 the streets were paved with cold he felt his topperairy; taught
131.06 himself skating and learned how to fall; distinctly dirty but rather
131.07 a dear; hoveth chieftains evrywehr, with morder; Ostman
131.08 Effendi, Serge Paddishaw; baases two mmany, outpriams al'
131.09 his parisites; first of the fenians, roi des fainéants; his Tiara of
131.10 scones was held unfillable till one Liam Fail felled him in West-
131.11munster; was struck out of his sittem when he rowed saulely to
131.12 demask us and to our appauling predicament brought as plagues
131.13 from Buddapest; put a matchhead on an aspenstalk and set the
131.14 living a fire; speared the rod and spoiled the lightning; married
131.15 with cakes and repunked with pleasure; till he was buried how-
131.16 happy was he and he made the welkins ring with Up Micawber!;
131.17 god at the top of the staircase, carrion on the mat of straw;
131.18 the false hood of a spindler web chokes the cavemouth of his
131.19 unsightliness but the nestlings that liven his leafscreen sing him
131.20 a lover of arbuties; we strike hands over his bloodied warsheet
131.21 but we are pledged entirely to his green mantle; our friend
131.22 vikelegal, our swaran foi; under the four stones by his streams
131.23 who vanished the wassailbowl at the joy of shells; Mora and
131.24 Lora had a hill of a high time looking down on his confusion till
131.25 firm look in readiness, forward spear and the windfoot of curach
131.26 strewed the lakemist of Lego over the last of his fields; we
131.27 darkened for you, faulterer, in the year of mourning but we'll
131.28 fidhil to the dimtwinklers when the streamy morvenlight calls up
131.29 the sunbeam; his striped pantaloons, his rather strange walk;
131.30 hereditatis columna erecta, hagion chiton eraphon; nods a nap for
131.31 the nonce but crows cheerio when they get ecunemical; is a simul-
131.32 taneous equator of elimbinated integras when three upon one is
131.33 by inspection improper; has the most conical hodpiece of con-
131.34 fusianist heronim and that chuchuffuous chinchin of his is like
131.35 a footsey kungoloo around Taishantyland; he's as globeful as a
131.36 gasometer of lithium and luridity and he was thrice ten anular
132.01 years before he wallowed round Raggiant Circos; the cabalstone
132.02 at the coping of his cavin is a canine constant but only an amiri-
132.03 can could apparoxemete the apeupresiosity of his atlast's alonge-
132.04 ment; sticklered rights and lefts at Baddersdown in his hunt for
132.05 the boar trwth but made his end with the modareds that came
132.06 at him in Camlenstrete; a hunnibal in exhaustive conflict, an otho
132.07 to return; burning body to aiger air on melting mountain in
132.08 wooing wave; we go into him sleepy children, we come out of
132.09 him strucklers for life; he divested to save from the Mrs Drown-
132.10 ings their rival queens while Grimshaw, Bragshaw and Renshaw
132.11 made off with his storen clothes; taxed and rated, licensed and
132.12 ranted; his threefaced stonehead was found on a whitehorse hill
132.13 and the print of his costellous feet is seen in the goat's grass-
132.14 circle; pull the blind, toll the deaf and call dumb, lame and halty;
132.15 Miraculone, Monstrucceleen; led the upplaws at the Creation and
132.16 hissed a snake charmer off her stays; hounded become haunter,
132.17 hunter become fox; harrier, marrier, terrier, tav; Olaph the Ox-
132.18 man, Thorker the Tourable; you feel he is Vespasian yet you
132.19 think of him as Aurelius; whugamore, tradertory, socianist, com-
132.20 moniser; made a summer assault on our shores and begiddy got
132.21 his sands full; first he shot down Raglan Road and then he tore
132.22 up Marlborough Place; Cromlechheight and Crommalhill were
132.23 his farfamed feetrests when our lurch as lout let free into the
132.24 Lubar heloved; mareschalled his wardmotes and delimited the
132.25 main; netted before nibbling, can scarce turn a scale but, grossed
132.26 after meals, weighs a town in himself; Banba prayed for his con-
132.27 version, Beurla missed that grand old voice; a Colossus among
132.28 cabbages, the Melarancitrone of fruits; larger than life, doughtier
132.29 than death; Gran Turco, orege forment; lachsembulger, leperlean;
132.30 the sparkle of his genial fancy, the depth of his calm sagacity, the
132.31 clearness of his spotless honour, the flow of his boundless bene-
132.32 volence; our family furbear, our tribal tarnpike; quary was he
132.33 invincibled and cur was he burked; partitioned Irskaholm, united
132.34 Irishmen; he took a svig at his own methyr but she tested a bit
132.35 gorky and as for the salmon he was coming up in him all life
132.36long; comm, eilerdich hecklebury and sawyer thee ,warden;
133.04 his shaggy neck, figure left, he is rationed in isobaric patties
133.05 among the crew; one asks was he poisoned, one thinks how much
133.06 did he leave; ex-gardener (Riesengebirger), fitted up with
133.07 planturous existencies would make Roseoogreedy (mite's) little
133.08 hose; taut sheets and scuppers awash but the oil silk mack Lieb-
133.09 sterpet micks his aquascutum; the enjoyment he took in kay
133.10 women, the employment he gave to gee men; sponsor to a squad
133.11 of piercers, ally to a host of rawlies; against lightning, explosion,
133.12 fire, earthquake, flood, whirlwind, burglary, third party, rot, loss
133.13 of cash, loss of credit, impact of vehicles; can rant as grave as
133.14 oxtail soup and chat as gay as a porto flippant; is unhesitent in
133.15 his unionism and yet a pigotted nationalist; Sylviacola is shy of
133.16 him, Matrosenhosens nose the joke; shows the sinews of peace in
133.17 his chest-o-wars; fiefeofhome, ninehundred and thirtunine years
133.18 of copyhold; is aldays open for polemypolity's sake when he's not
133.19 suntimes closed for the love of Janus; sucks life's eleaxir from
133.20 the pettipickles of the Jewess and ruoulls in sulks if any popeling
133.21 runs down the Huguenots; Boomaport, Walleslee, Ubermeerschall
133.22 Blowcher and Supercharger, Monsieur Ducrow, Mister Mudson,
133.23 master gardiner; to one he's just paunch and judex, to another
133.24 full of beans and brehons; hallucination, cauchman, ectoplasm;
133.25 passed for baabaa blacksheep till he grew white woo woo woolly;
133.26 was drummatoysed by Mac Milligan's daughter and put to music
133.27 by one shoebard; all fitzpatricks in his emirate remember him, the
133.28 boys of wetford hail him babu; indanified himself with boro tribute
133.29 and was schenkt publicly to brigstoll; was given the light in drey
133.30 orchafts and entumuled in threeplexes; his likeness is in Terrecuite
133.31 and he giveth rest to the rainbowed; lebriety, frothearnity and
133.32 quality; his reverse makes a virtue of necessity while his obverse
133.33 mars a mother by invention; beskilk his gunwale and he's the
133.34 second imperial, untie points, unhook tenters and he's lath and
133.35 plaster; calls upon Allthing when he fails to appeal to Eachovos;
133.36 basidens, ardree, kongsemma, rexregulorum; stood into Dee mouth,
134.01 then backed broadside on Baulacleeva; either eldorado or ultimate
134.02 thole; a kraal of fou feud fires, a crawl of five pubs; laid out lash-
134.03 ings of laveries to hunt down his family ancestors and then pled
134.04 double trouble or quick quits to hush the buckers up; threw peb-
134.05 blets for luck over one sodden shoulder and dragooned peoplades
134.06 armed to their teeth; pept as Gaudio Gambrinus, grim as Potter
134.07 the Grave; ace of arts, deuce of damimonds, trouble of clubs, fear
134.08 of spates; cumbrum, cumbrum, twiniceynurseys fore a drum but
134.09 tre to uno tips the scale; reeled the titleroll opposite a brace of
134.10 girdles in Silver on the Screen but was sequenced from the set
134.11 as Crookback by the even more titulars, Rick, Dave and Barry;
134.12 he can get on as early as the twentysecond of Mars but occasion-
134.13 ally he doesn't come off before Virgintiquinque Germinal; his In-
134.14 dian name is Hapapoosiesobjibway and his number in arithmo-
134.15 sophy is the stars of the plough; took weapon in the province of
134.16 the pike and let fling his line on Eelwick; moves in vicous cicles
134.17 yet remews the same; the drain rats bless his offals while the park
134.18 birds curse his floodlights; Portobello, Equadocta, Therecocta,
134.19 Percorello; he pours into the softclad shellborn the hard cash
34.20 earned in Watling Street; his birth proved accidental shows his
134.21 death its grave mistake; brought us giant ivy from the land of
134.22 younkers and bewitthered Apostolopolos with the gale of his gall;
134.23 while satisfied that soft youthful bright matchless girls should
134.24 bosom into fine silkclad joyous blooming young women is not
134.25 so pleased that heavy swearsome strongsmelling irregularshaped
134.26 men should blottout active handsome wellformed frankeyed boys;
134.27 herald hairyfair, alloaf the wheat; husband your aunt and endow
134.28 your nepos; hearken but hush it, screen him and see; time is,
134.29 an archbishopric, time was, a tradesmen's entrance; beckburn
134.30 brooked with wath, scale scarred by scow; his rainfall is a couple
134.31 of kneehighs while his meanst grass temperature marked three in
134.32 the shade; is the meltingpoint of snow and the bubblingplace of
134.33 alcohol; has a tussle with the trulls and then does himself justice;
134.34 hinted at in the eschatological chapters of Humphrey's Justesse
134.35 of the Jaypees and hunted for by Theban recensors who sniff
134.36 there's something behind the Bug of the Deaf; the king was in
135.01 his cornerwall melking mark so murry, the queen was steep in
135.02 armbour feeling fain and furry, the mayds was midst the haw-
135.03 thorns shoeing up their hose, out pimps the back guards (pomp!)
135.04 and pump gun they goes; to all his foretellers he reared a stone
135.05 and for all his comethers he planted a tree; forty acres, sixty miles,
135.06 white stripe, red stripe, washes his fleet in annacrwatter; whou
135.07 missed a porter so whot shall he do for he wanted to sit for
135.08 Pimploco but they've caught him to stand for Sue?; Dutchlord,
135.09 Dutchlord, overawes us; Headmound, king and martyr, dunstung
135.10 in the Yeast, Pitre-le-Pore-in Petrin, Barth-the-Grete-by-the-
135.11 Exchange; he hestens towards dames troth and wedding hand
135.12 like the prince of Orange and Nassau while he has trinity left
135.13 behind him like Bowlbeggar Bill-the-Bustonly; brow of a hazel-
135.14 wood, pool in the dark; changes blowicks into bullocks and a
135.15 well of Artesia into a bird of Arabia; the handwriting on his
135.16 facewall, the cryptoconchoidsiphonostomata in his exprussians;
135.17 his birthspot lies beyond the herospont and his burialplot in the
135.18 pleasant little field; is the yldist kiosk on the pleninsula and the
135.19 unguest hostel in Saint Scholarland; walked many hundreds and
135.20 many score miles of streets and lit thousands in one nightlights
135.21 in hectares of windows; his great wide cloak lies on fifteen acres
135.22 and his little white horse decks by dozens our doors; O sorrow
135.23 the sail and woe the rudder that were set for Mairie Quai!; his
135.24 suns the huns, his dartars the tartars, are plenty here today; who
135.25 repulsed from his burst the bombolts of Ostenton and falchioned
135.26 each flash downsaduck in the deep; apersonal problem, a loca-
135.27 tive enigma; upright one, vehicule of arcanisation in the field,
135.28 lying chap, floodsupplier of celiculation through ebblanes; a part
135.29 of the whole as a port for a whale; Dear Hewitt Castello, Equerry,
135.30 were daylighted with our outing and are looking backwards to
135.31 unearly summers, from Rhoda Dundrums; is above the seedfruit
135.32 level and outside the leguminiferous zone; when older links lock
135.33 older hearts then he'll resemble she; can be built with glue and
135.34 clippings, scrawled or voided on a buttress; the night express
135.35 sings his story, the song of sparrownotes on his stave of wires;
135.36 he crawls with lice, he swarms with saggarts; is as quiet as a
136.01 mursque but can be as noisy as a sonogog; was Dilmun when his
136.02 date was palmy and Mudlin when his nut was cracked; suck up
136.03 the sease, lep laud at ease, one lip on his lap and one cushlin his
136.04 crease; his porter has a mighty grasp and his baxters the boon of
136.05 broadwhite; as far as wind dries and rain eats and sun turns
136.06 and water bounds he is exalted and depressed, assembled and
136.07 asundered; go away, we are deluded, come back, we are dis-
136.08 ghosted; bored the Ostrov, leapt the Inferus, swam the Mabbul
136.09 and flure the Moyle; like fat, like fatlike tallow, of greasefulness,
136.10 yea of dripping greasefulness; did not say to the old, old, did not
136.11 say to the scorbutic, scorbutic; he has founded a house, Uru,
136.12 a house he has founded to which he has assigned its fate; bears
136.13 a raaven geulant on a fjeld duiv; ruz the halo off his varlet when
136.14 he appeared to his shecook as Haycock, Emmet, Boaro, Toaro,
136.15 Osterich, Mangy and Skunk; pressed the beer of aled age out of
136.16 the nettles of rashness; put a roof on the lodge for Hymn and a
136.17 coq in his pot pro homo; was dapifer then pancircensor then
136.18 hortifex magnus; the topes that tippled on him, the types that
136.19 toppled off him; still starts our hares yet gates our goat; pocket-
136.20 book packetboat, gapman gunrun; the light of other days, dire
136.21 dreary darkness; our awful dad, Timour of Tortur; puzzling,
136.22 startling, shocking, nay, perturbing; went puffing from king's
136.23 brugh to new customs, doffing the gibbous off him to every
136.24 breach of all size; with Pa's new heft and Papa's new helve he's
136.25 Papapa's old cutlass Papapapa left us; when youngheaded old-
136.26 shouldered and middlishneck aged about; caller herring every-
136.27 daily, turgid tarpon overnight; see Loryon the comaleon that
136.28 changed endocrine history by loeven his loaf with forty bannucks;
136.29 she drove him dafe till he driv her blind up; the pigeons doves be
136.30 perchin all over him one day on Baslesbridge and the ravens duv
136.31 be pitchin their dark nets after him the next night behind Koenig-
136.32 stein's Arbour; tronf of the rep, comf of the priv, prosp of the
136.33 pub; his headwood it's ideal if his feet are bally clay; he crashed
136.34 in the hollow of the park, trees down, as he soared in the vaguum
136.35 of the phoenix, stones up; looks like a moultain boultter and
136.36 sounds like a rude word; the mountain view, some lumin pale
137.01 round a lamp of succar in boinyn water; three shots a puddy at
137.02 up blup saddle; made up to Miss MacCormack Ni Lacarthy who
137.03 made off with Darly Dermod, swank and swarthy; once diamond
137.04 cut garnet now dammat cuts groany; you might find him at the
137.05 Florence but watch our for him in Wynn's Hotel; theer's his
137.06 bow and wheer's his leaker and heer lays his bequiet hearse,
137.07 deep; Swed Albiony, likeliest villain of the place; Hennery Can-
137.08 terel —— Cockran, eggotisters, limitated; we take our tays and
137.09 frees our fleas round sadurn's mounted foot; built the Lund's
137.10 kirk and destroyed the church's land; who guesse his title grabs
137.11 his deeds; fletch and prities, fash and chaps; artful Juke of Wilysly;
137.12 Hugglebelly's Funniral; Kukkuk Kallikak; heard in camera and
137.13 excruciated; boon when with benches billeted, bann if buckshot-
137.14 backshattered; heavengendered, chaosfoedted, earthborn; his
137.15 father presumptively ploughed it deep on overtime and his
137.16 mother as all evince must have travailled her fair share; a foot-
137.17 prinse on the Megacene, hetman unwhorsed by Searingsand;
137.18 honorary captain of the extemporised fire brigade, reported to
137.19 be friendly with the police; the door is still open; the old stock
137.20 collar is coming back; not forgetting the time you laughed at
137.21 Elder Charterhouse's duckwhite pants and the way you said the
137.22 whole township can see his hairy legs; by stealth of a kersse her
137.23 aulburntress abaft his nape she hung; when his kettle became a
137.24 hearthsculdus our thorstyites set their lymphyamphyre; his year-
137.25 letter concocted by masterhands of assays, his hallmark imposed
137.26 by the standard of wrought plate; a pair of pectorals and a triple-
137.27 screen to get a wind up; lights his pipe with a rosin tree and hires
137.28 a towhorse to haul his shoes; cures slavey's scurvy, breaks
137.29 barons boils; called to sell polosh and was found later in a bed-
137.30 room; has his seat of justice, his house of mercy, his corn o'copious
137.31 and his stacks a'rye; prospector, he had a rooksacht, retrospector,
137.32 he holds the holpenstake; won the freedom of new yoke for the
137.33 minds of jugoslaves; acts active, peddles in passivism and is a
137.34 gorgon of selfridgeousness; pours a laughsworth of his illforma-
137.35 tion over a larmsworth of salt; half heard the single maiden
137.36 speech La Belle spun to her Grand Mount and wholed a lifetime
138.01 by his ain fireside, wondering was it hebrew set to himmeltones
138.02 or the quicksilversong of qwaternions; his troubles may be over
138.03 but his doubles have still to come; the lobster pot that crabbed
138.04 our keel, the garden pet that spoiled our squeezed peas; he stands
138.05 in a lovely park, sea is not far, importunate towns of X, Y and
138.06 Z are easily over reached; is an excrescence to civilised humanity
138.07 and but a wart on Europe; wanamade singsigns to soundsense
138.08 an yit he wanna git all his flesch nuemaid motts truly prural and
138.09 plusible; has excisively large rings and is uncustomarily perfumed;
138.10 lusteth ath he listeth the cleah whithpeh of a themise; is a prince
138.11 of the fingallian in a hiberniad of hoolies; has a hodge to wherry
138.12 him and a frenchy to curry him and a brabanson for his beeter and
138.13 a fritz at his switch; was waylaid of a parker and beschotten by a
138.14 buckeley; kicks lintils when he's cuppy and casts Jacob's arroroots,
138.15 dime after dime, to poor waifstrays on the perish; reads the charms
138.16 of H. C. Endersen all the weaks of his evenin and the crimes of
138.17 Ivaun the Taurrible every strongday morn; soaps you soft to your
138.18 face and slaps himself when he's badend; owns the bulgiest bung-
138.19 barrel that ever was tiptapped in the privace of the Mullingar
138.20 Inn; was bom with a nuasilver tongue in his mouth and went
138.21 round the coast of Iron with his lift hand to the scene; raised but
138.22 two fingers and yet smelt it would day; for whom it is easier to
138.23 found a see in Ebblannah than for I or you to find a dubbeltye
138.24 in Dampsterdamp; to live with whom is a lifemayor and to know
138.25 whom a liberal education; was dipped in Hoily Olives and chrys-
138.26 med in Scent Otooles; hears cricket on the earth but annoys the
138.27 life out of predikants; still turns the durc's ear of Darius to the
138.28 now thoroughly infurioted one of God; made Man with juts
138.29 that jerk and minted money mong maney; likes a six acup pud-
138.30 ding when he's come whome sweetwhome; has come through all
138.31 the eras of livsadventure from moonshine and shampaying down
138.32 to clouts and pottled porter; woollem the farsed, hahnreich the
138.33 althe, charge the sackend, writchad the thord; if a mandrake
138.34 shricked to convultures at last surviving his birth the weibduck
138.35 will wail bitternly over the rotter's resurrection; loses weight in
138.36 the moon night but gird girder by the sundawn; with one touch
139.01 of nature set a veiled world agrin and went within a sheet of
139.02 tissuepaper of the option of three gaols; who could see at one
139.03 blick a saumon taken with a lance, hunters pursuing a doe, a
139.04 swallowship in full sail, a whyterobe lifting a host; faced flappery
139.05 like old King Cnut and turned his back like Cincinnatus; is a
139.06 farfar and morefar and a hoar father Nakedbucker in villas old as
139.07 new; squats aquart and cracks aquaint when it's flaggin in town
139.08 and on haven; blows whiskery around his summit but stehts
139.09 stout upon his footles; stutters fore he falls and goes mad entirely
139.10 when he's waked; is Timb to the pearly mom and Tomb to the
139.11 mourning night; and an he had the best bunbaked bricks in bould
139.12 Babylon for his pitching plays he'd be lost for the want of his
139.13 wan wubblin wall?
139.14 Answer: Finn MacCool!
139.15 2. Does your mutter know your mike?
139.16 Answer: When I turn meoptics, from suchurban prospects,
139.17 tis my filial's bosom, doth behold with pride, that pontificator,
139.18 and circumvallator, with his dam night garrulous, slipt by his
139.19 side. Ann alive, the lisp of her, 'twould grig mountains whisper
139.20 her, and the bergs of Iceland melt in waves of fire, and her spoon-
139.21 me-spondees, and her dirckle-me-ondenees, make the Rageous
139.22 Ossean, kneel and quaff a lyre! If Dann's dane, Ann's dirty, if
139.23 he's plane she's purty, if he's fane, she's flirty, with her auburnt
139.24 streams, and her coy cajoleries, and her dabblin drolleries, for to
139.25 rouse his rudderup, or to drench his dreams. If hot Hammurabi,
139.26 or cowld Clesiastes, could espy her pranklings, they'd burst
139.27 bounds agin, and renounce their ruings, and denounce their do-
139.28 ings, for river and iver, and a night. Amin!
139.29 3. Which title is the true-to-type motto-in-lieu for that Tick
139.30 for Teac thatchment painted witt wheth one darkness, where
139.31 asnake is under clover and birds aprowl are in the rookeries and
139.32 a magda went to monkishouse and a riverpaard was spotted,
139.33 which is not Whichcroft Whorort not Ousterholm Dreyschluss
139.34 not Haraldsby, grocer, not Vatandcan, vintner, not Houseboat
139.35 and Hive not Knox-atta-Belle not O'Faynix Coalprince not
139.36 Wohn Squarr Roomyeck not Ebblawn Downes not Le Decer
140.01 Le Mieux not Benjamin's Lea not Tholomew's Whaddingtun
140.02 gnot Antwarp gnat Musca not Corry's not Weir's not the Arch
140.03 not The Smug not The Dotch House not The Uval nothing
140.04 Grand nothing Splendid (Grahot or Spletel) nayther Erat Est
140.05 Erit noor Non michi sed luciphro?
140.06 Answer: Thine obesity, O civilian, hits the felicitude of our
140.07 orb!
140.08 4. What Irish capitol city (a dea o dea!) of two syllables and
140.09 six letters, with a deltic origin and a nuinous end, (ah dust oh
140.10 dust!) can boost of having a) the most extensive public park in
140.11 the world, b) the most expensive brewing industry in the world,
140.12 c) the most expansive peopling thoroughfare in the world, d) the
140.13 most phillohippuc theobibbous paùpulation in the word: and
140.14 harmonise your abecedeed responses?
140.15 Answer: a) Delfas. And when ye'll hear the gould hommers
140.16 of my heart, my floxy loss, bingbanging again the ribs of yer
140.17 resistance and the tenderbolts of my rivets working to your
140.18 destraction ye'll be sheverin wi' all yer dinful sobs when we'll go
140.19 riding acope-acurly, you with yer orange garland and me with
140.20 my conny cordial, down the greaseways of rollicking into the
140.21 waters of wetted life. b) Dorhqk. And sure where can you have
140.22 such good old chimes anywhere, and leave you, as on the Mash
140.23 and how'tis I would be engaging you with my plovery soft ac-
140.24 cents and descanting upover the scene beunder me of your loose
140.25 vines in their hairafall with them two loving loofs braceleting the
140.26 slims of your ankles and your mouth's flower rose and sinking
140.27 ofter the soapstone of silvry speech. c) Nublid. Isha, why
140.28 wouldn't we be happy, avourneen, on. the mills'money he'll
140.29 soon be leaving you as soon as I've my own owned brooklined
140.30 Georgian mansion's lawn to recruit upon by Doctor Cheek's
140.31 special orders and my copper's panful of soybeans and Irish in
140.32 my east hand and a James's Gate in my west, after all the errears
140.33 and erroriboose of combarative embottled history, and your
140.34 goodself churning over the newleaved butter (more power to
140.35 you), the choicest and the cheapest from Atlanta to Oconee,
140.36 while I'll be drowsing in the gaarden. d) Dalway. I hooked my
141.01 thoroughgoing trotty the first down Spanish Place, Mayo I make,
141.02 Tuam I take, Sligo's sleek but Galway's grace. Holy eel and
141.03 Sainted Salmon, chucking chub and ducking dace, Rodiron's not
141.04 your aequal! says she, leppin half the lane. abcd) A bell a bell on
141.05 Shalldoll Steepbell, ond be'll go massplon pristmoss speople,
141.06 Shand praise gon ness our fayst moan neople, our prame Shan-
141.07 deepen, pay name muy feepence, moy nay non Aequallllllll!
141.08 5. Whad slags of a loughladd would retten smuttyflesks,empt-
141.09 out old mans, melk vitious geit, scareoff jackinjills fra tiddle
141.10 anding, smoothpick waste papish pastures, insides man outsiders
141.11 angell, sprink dirted water around village, newses, tobaggon and
141.12 sweeds, plain general kept, louden on the kirkpeal, foottreats
141.13 given to malafides, outshriek hyelp hyelf nor his hair efter
141.14 buggelawrs, might underhold three barnets, putzpolish crotty
141.15 bottes, nightcoover all fireglims, serve's time till baass, grind-
141.16 stone his kniveses, fullest boarded, lewd man of the method of
141.17 godliness, perchance he nieows and thans sits in the spoorwaggen,
141.18 X.W.C.A. on Z.W.C.U., Doorsteps, Limited, or Baywindaws
141.19 Bros swobber preferred. Walther Clausetter's and Sons with the
141.20 H. E. Chimneys' Company to not skreve, will, on advices, be
141.21 bacon or stable hand, must begripe fullstandingly irers' langurge,
141.22 jublander or northquain bigger prefurred, all duties, kine rights,
141.23 family fewd, outings fived, may get earnst, no get combitsch,
141.24 profusional drinklords to please obstain, he is fatherlow soun-
141.25 digged inmoodmined pershoon but aleconnerman, nay, that must
141.26 he isn't?
141.27 Answer: Pore ole Joe!
141.28 6. What means the saloon slogan Summon In The House-
141.29 sweep Dinah?
141.30 Answer: Tok. Galory bit of the sales of Cloth nowand I have
141.31 to beeswax the bringing in all the claub of the porks to us how I
141.32 thawght I knew his stain on the flower if me ask and can could
141.33 speak and he called by me midden name Tik. I am your honey
141.34 honeysugger phwhtphwht tha Bay and who bruk the dandleass
141.35 and who seen the blackcullen jam for Tomorrha's big pickneck
141.36 I hope it'll pour prais the Climate of all Ireland I heard the
142.01 grackles and I skimming the crock on all your sangwidges fip-
142.02 pence per leg per drake. Tuk. And who eight the last of the goose-
142.03 bellies that was mowlding from measlest years and who leff that
142.04 there and who put that here and who let the kilkenny stale the
142.05 chump. Tek. And whowasit youwasit propped the pot in the
142.06 yard and whatinthe nameofsen lukeareyou rubbinthe sideofthe
142.07 flureofthe lobbywith. Shite! will you have a plateful? Tak.
142.08 7. Who are those component partners of our societate, the
142.09 doorboy, the cleaner, the sojer, the crook, the squeezer, the loun-
142.10 ger, the curman, the tourabout, the mussroomsniffer, the bleaka-
142.11 blue tramp, the funpowtherplother, the christymansboxer, from
142.12 their prés salés and Donnybrook prater and Roebuck's campos
142.13 and the Ager Arountown and Crumglen's grassy but Kimmage's
142.14 champ and Ashtown fields and Cabra fields and Finglas fields
142.15 and Santry fields and the feels of Raheny and their fails and Bal-
142.16 doygle to them who are latecomers all the year's round by anti-
142.17 cipation, are the porters of the passions in virtue of retroratioci-
142.18 nation, and, contributting their conflingent controversies of
142.19 differentiation, unify their voxes in a vote of vaticination, who
142.20 crunch the crusts of comfort due to depredation, drain the mead
142.21 for misery to incur intoxication, condone every evil by practical
142.22 justification and condam any good to its own gratification, who
142.23 are ruled, roped, duped and driven by those numen daimons,
142.24 the feekeepers at their laws, nightly consternation, fortnightly
142.25 fornication, monthly miserecordation and omniannual recreation,
142.26 doyles when they deliberate but sullivans when they are
142.27 swordsed, Matey, Teddy, Simon, Jorn, Pedher, Andy, Barty,
142.28 Philly, Jamesy Mor and Tom, Matt and Jakes Mac Carty?
142.29 Answer: The Morphios!
142.30 8. And how war yore maggies?
142.31 Answer: They war loving, they love laughing, they laugh
142.32 weeping, they weep smelling, they smell smiling, they smile hat-
142.33 ing, they hate thinking, they think feeling, they feel tempting,
142.34 they tempt daring, they dare waiting, they wait taking, they take
142.35 thanking, they thank seeking, as born for lorn in lore of love to
142.36 live and wive by wile and rile by rule of ruse 'reathed rose and
143.01 hose hol'd home, yeth cometh elope year, coach and four, Sweet
143.02 Peck-at-my-Heart picks one man more.
143.03 9. Now, to be on anew and basking again in the panaroma of
143.04 all flores of speech, if a human being duly fatigued by his dayety
143.05 in the sooty, having plenxty off time on his gouty hands and va-
143.06 cants of space at his sleepish feet and as hapless behind the dreams
143.07 of accuracy as any camelot prince of dinmurk, were at this auc-
143.08 tual futule preteriting unstant, in the states of suspensive exani-
143.09 mation, accorded, throughout the eye of a noodle, with an ear-
143.10 sighted view of old hopeinhaven with all the ingredient and
143.11 egregiunt whights and ways to which in the curse of his persis-
143.12 tence the course of his tory will had been having recourses, the
143.13 reverberration of knotcracking awes, the reconjungation of
143.14 nodebinding ayes, the redissolusingness of mindmouldered ease
143.15 and the thereby hang of the Hoel of it, could such a none, whiles
143.16 even led comesilencers to comeliewithhers and till intempes-
143.17 tuous Nox should catch the gallicry and spot lucan's dawn, by-
143.18 hold at ones what is main and why tis twain, how one once
143.19 meet melts in tother wants poignings, the sap rising, the foles
143.20 falling, the nimb now nihilant round the girlyhead so becoming,
143.21 the wrestless in the womb, all the rivals to allsea, shakeagain, O
143.22 disaster! shakealose, Ah how starring! but Heng's got a bit
143.23 of Horsa's nose and Jeff's got the signs of Ham round his
143.24 mouth and the beau that spun beautiful pales as it palls, what
143.25 roserude and oragious grows gelb and greem, blue out the ind of
143.26 it! Violet's dyed! then what would that fargazer seem to seemself
143.27 to seem seeming of, dimm it all?
143.28 Answer: A collideorscape!
143.29 10. What bitter's love but yurning, what' sour lovemutch but
143.30 a bref burning till shee that drawes dothe smoake retourne?
143.31 Answer: I know, pepette, of course, dear, but listen, precious!
143.32 Thanks, pette, those are lovely, pitounette, delicious! But mind
143.33 the wind, sweet! What exquisite hands you have, you angiol, if
143.34 you didn't gnaw your nails, isn't it a wonder you're not achamed
143.35 of me, you pig, you perfect little pigaleen! I'll nudge you in a
143.36minute! I bet you use her best Perisian smear off her vanity table
144.0 1to make them look so rosetop glowstop nostop. I know her.
144.02 Slight me, would she? For every got I care! Three creamings a
144.03 day, the first during her shower and wipe off with tissue. Then
144.04 after cleanup and of course before retiring. Beme shawl, when I
144.05 think of that espos of a Clancarbry, the foodbrawler, of the socia-
144.06 tionist party with hiss blackleaded chest, hello, Prendregast!
144.07 that you, Innkipper, and all his fourteen other fullback maulers
144.08 or hurling stars or whatever the dagos they are, baiting at my
144.09 Lord Ornery's, just becups they won the egg and spoon there
144.10 so ovally provencial at Balldole. My Eilish assent he seed makes
144.11 his admiracion. He is seeking an opening and means to be first
144.12 with me as his belle alliance. Andoo musnoo play zeloso! Soso
144.13 do todas. Such is Spanish. Stoop alittle closer, fealse! Delight-
144.14 some simply! Like Jolio and Romeune. I haven't fell so turkish
144.15 for ages and ages! Mine's me of squisious, the chocolate with
144.16 a soul. Extraordinary! Why, what are they all, the mucky lot
144.17 of them only? Sht! I wouldn't pay three hairpins for them. Peppt!
144.18 That's rights, hold it steady! Leg me pull. Pu! Come big to Iran.
144.19 Poo! What are you nudging for? No, I just thought you were.
144.20 Listen, loviest! Of course it was too kind of you, miser, to re-
144.21 member my sighs in shockings, my often expressed wish when
144.22 you were wandering about my trousseaurs and before I forget it
144.23 don't forget, in your extensions to my personality, when knotting
144.24 my remembrancetie, shoeweek will be trotting back with red
144.25 heels at the end of the moon but look what the fool bought
144.26 cabbage head and, as I shall answer to gracious heaven, I'll
144.27 always in always remind of snappy new girters, me being always
144.28 the one for charms with my very best in proud and gloving
144.29 even if he was to be vermillion miles my youth to live on,
144.30 the rubberend Mr Polkingtone, the quonian fleshmonger who
144.31 Mother Browne solicited me for unlawful converse with, with
144.32 her mug of October (a pots on it!), creaking around on his old
144.33 shanksaxle like a crosty old cornquake. Airman, waterwag, terrier,
144.34 blazer! I'm fine, thanks ever! Ha! O mind you poo tickly. Sall I
144.35 puhim in momou. Mummum. Funny spot to have a fingey! I'm
144.36 terribly sorry, I swear to you I am! May you never see me in my
145.01 birthday pelts seenso tutu and that her blanches mainges may rot
145.02 leprous off her whatever winking maggis I'll bet by your cut
145.03 you go fleurting after with all the glass on her and the jumps
145.04 in her stomewhere! Haha! I suspected she was! Sink her! May
145.05 they fire her for a barren ewe! So she says: Tay for thee? Well, I
145.06 saith: Angst so mush: and desired she might not take it amiss if I
145.07 esteemed her but an odd. If I did ate toughturf I'm not a mishy-
145.08 missy. Of course I know, pettest, you're so learningful and
145.09 considerate in yourself, so friend of vegetables, you long cold cat
145.10 you! Please by acquiester to meek my acquointance! Codling,
145.11 snakelet, iciclist! My diaper has more life to it! Who drowned
145.12 you in drears, man, or are you pillale with ink? Did a weep get
145.13 past the gates of your pride? My tread on the clover, sweetness?
145.14 Yes, the buttercups told me, hug me, damn it all, and I'll kiss
145.15 you back to life, my peachest. I mean to make you suffer,
145.16 meddlar, and I don't care this fig for contempt of courting.
145.17 That I chid you,sweet sir? You know I'm tender by my eye.
145.18 Can't you read by dazzling ones through me true? Bite my
145.19 laughters, drink my tears. Pore into me, volumes, spell me stark
145.20 and spill me swooning. I just don't care what my thwarters
145.21 think. Transname me loveliness, now and here me for all times!
145.22 I'd risk a policeman passing by, Magrath or even that beggar of
145.23 a boots at the Post. The flame? O, pardone! That was what?
145.24 Ah, did you speak, stuffstuff? More poestries from Chickspeer's
145.25 with gleechoreal music or a jaculation from the garden of the
145.26 soul. Of I be leib in the immoralities? O, you mean the strangle
145.27 for love and the sowiveall of the prettiest? Yep, we open hap
145.28 coseries in the home. And once upon a week I improve on myself
145.29 I'm so keen on that New Free Woman with novel inside. I'm
145.30 always as tickled as can be over Man in a Surplus by the Lady
145.31 who Pays the Rates. But I'm as pie as is possible. Let's root
145.32 out Brimstoker and give him the thrall of our lives. It's Dracula's
145.33 nightout. For creepsake don't make a flush! Draw the shades,
145.34 curfe you, and I'll beat any sonnamonk to love. Holy bug, how
145.35 my highness would jump to make you flame your halve a ban-
145.36 nan in two when I'd run my burning torchlight through (to adore
146.01 me there and then cease to be? Whatever for, blossoms?) Your
146.02 hairmejig if you had one. If I am laughing with you? No,
146.03 lovingest, I'm not so dying to take my rise out of you, adored.
146.04 Not in the very least. True as God made my Mamaw hiplength
146.05 modesty coatmawther! It's only because the rison is I'm only any
146.06 girl, you lovely fellow of my dreams, and because old somebooby
146.07 is not a roundabout, my trysting of the tulipies, like that puff
146.08 pape bucking Daveran assoiling us behinds. What a nerve!
146.09 He thinks that's what the vesprey's for. How vain's that hope in
146.10 cleric's heart Who still pursues th'adult' rous art, Cocksure that
146.11 rusty gown of his Will make fair Sue forget his phiz! Tame
146.12 Schwipps. Blessed Marguerite bosses, I hope they threw away
146.13 the mould or else we'll have Ballshossers and Sourdamapplers
146.14 with their medical assassiations all over the place. But hold hard
146.15 till I've got my latchkey vote and I'll teach him when to wear
146.16 what woman callours. On account of the gloss of the gleison
146.17 Hasaboobrawbees isabeaubel. And because, you pluckless lanka-
146.18 loot, I hate the very thought of the thought of you and because,
146.19 dearling, of course, adorest, I was always meant for an engin-
146.20 dear from the French college, to be musband, nomme d'engien,
146.21 when we do and contract with encho tencho solver when you
146.22 are married to reading and writing which pleasebusiness now
146.23 won't be long for he's so loopy on me and I'm so leapy like
146.24 since the day he carried me from the boat, my saviored of eroes,
146.25 to the beach and I left on his shoulder one fair hair to guide hand
146.26 and mind to its softness. Ever so sorry! I beg your pardon, I was
146.27 listening to every treasuried word I said fell from my dear mot's
146.28 tongue otherwise how could I see what you were thinking of
146.29 our granny? Only I wondered if I threw out my shaving water.
146.30 Anyway, here's my arm, pulletneck. Gracefully yours. Move your
146.31 mouth towards minth, more, preciousest, more on more! To
146.32 please me, treasure. Don't be a, I'm not going to! Sh! nothing!
146.33 A cricri somewhere! Buybuy! I'm fly! Hear, pippy, under the
146.34 limes. You know bigtree are all against gravstone. They hisshis-
146.35 tenency. Garnd ond mand! So chip chirp chirrup, cigolo, for the
146.36 lug of Migo! The little passdoor, I go you before, so, and you're
147.01 at my apron stage. Shy is him, dovey? Musforget there's an
147.02 audience. I have been lost, angel. Cuddle, ye divil ye! It's our
147.03 toot-a-toot. Hearhere! Sensation! Let them, their whole four
147.04 courtships! Let them, Bigbawl and his boosers' eleven makes
147.05 twelve territorials. The Old Sot's Hole that wants wide streets to
147.06 commission their noisense in, at the Mitchells v. Nicholls. Aves
147.07 Selvae Acquae Valles! And my waiting twenty classbirds, sitting
147.08 on their stiles! Let me finger their eurhythmytic. And you'll see
147.09 if I'm selfthought. They're all of them out to please. Wait! In
147.10 the name of. And all the holly. And some the mistle and it Saint
147.11 Yves. Hoost! Ahem! There's Ada, Bett, Celia, Delia, Ena,
147.12 Fretta, Gilda, Hilda, Ita, Jess, Katty, Lou, (they make me cough
147.13 as sure as I read them) Mina, Nippa, Opsy, Poll, Queeniee, Ruth,
147.14 Saucy, Trix, Una, Vela, Wanda, Xenia, Yva, Zulma, Phoebe,
147.15 Thelma. And Mee! The reformatory boys is goaling in for the
147.16 church so we've all comefeast like the groupsuppers and caught
147.17 lipsolution from Anty Pravidance under penancies for myrtle
147.18 sins. When their bride was married all my belles began ti ting.
147.19 A ring a ring a rosaring! Then everyone will hear of it. Whoses
147.20 wishes is the farther to my thoughts. But I'll plant them a poser
147.21 for their nomanclatter. When they're out with the daynurse
147.22 doing Chaperon Mall. Bright pigeons all over the whirrld will
147.23 fly with my mistletoe message round their loveribboned necks
147.24 and a crumb of my cake for each chasta dieva. We keeps all and
147.25 sundry papers. In th' amourlight, O my darling! No, I swear to
147.26 you by Fibsburrow churchdome and Sainte Andrée's Under-
147.27 shift, by all I hold secret from my world and in my underworld
147.28 of nighties and naughties and all the other wonderwearlds!
147.29 Close your, notmust look! Now open, pet, your lips, pepette,
147.30 like I used my sweet parted lipsabuss with Dan Holohan of
147.31 facetious memory taught me after the flannel dance, with the
147.32 proof of love, up Smock Alley the first night he smelled pouder
147.33 and I coloured beneath my fan, pipetta mia, when you learned
147.34 me the linguo to melt. Whowham would have ears like ours,
147.35 the blackhaired! Do you like that, silenzioso? Are you enjoying,
147.36 this same little me, my life, my love? Why do you like my
148.01 whisping? Is it not divinely deluscious? But in't it bafforyou?
148.02 Misi misi! Tell me till my thrillme comes! I will not break the
148.03 seal. I am enjoying it still, I swear I am! Why do you prefer its
148.04 in these dark nets, if why may ask, my sweetykins? Sh sh! Long-
148.05 ears is flying. No, sweetissest, why would that ennoy me? But
148.06 don't! You want to be slap well slapped for that. Your delighted
148.07 lips, love, be careful! Mind my duvetyne dress above all! It's
148.08 golded silvy, the newest sextones with princess effect. For Rut-
148.09 land blue's got out of passion. So, so, my precious! O, I can see
148.10 the cost, chare! Don't tell me! Why, the boy in sheeps' lane
148.11 knows that. If I sell whose, dears? Was I sold here' tears? You
148.12 mean those conversation lozenges? How awful! The bold shame
148.13 of me! I wouldn't, chickens, not for all the juliettes in the twinkly
148.14 way! I could snap them when I see them winking at me in bed.
148.15 I didn't did so, my intended, or was going to or thinking of.
148.16 Shshsh! Don't start like that, you wretch! I thought ye knew all
148.17 and more, ye aucthor, to explique to ones the significat of their
148.18 exsystems with your nieu nivulon lead. It's only another queer
148.19 fish or other in Brinbrou's damned old trouchorous river again,
148.20 Gothewishegoths bless us and spare her! And gibos rest from the
148.21 bosso! Excuse me for swearing, love, I swear to the sorrasims on
148.22 their trons of Uian I didn't mean to by this alpin armlet! Did you
148.23 really never in all our cantalang lives speak clothse to a girl's
148.24 before? No! Not even to the charmermaid? How marfellows!
148.25 Of course I believe you, my own dear doting liest, when you
148.26 tell me. As I'd live to, O, I'd love to! Liss, liss! I muss whiss!
148.27 Never that ever or I can remember dearstreaming faces, you may
148.28 go through me! Never in all my whole white life of my match-
148.29 less and pair. Or ever for bitter be the frucht of this hour! With
148.30 my whiteness I thee woo and bind my silk breasths I thee bound!
148.31 Always, Amory, amor andmore! Till always, thou lovest!
148.32 Shshshsh! So long as the lucksmith. Laughs!1
48.33 11. If you met on the binge a poor acheseyeld from Ailing,
148.34 when the tune of his tremble shook shimmy on shin, while his
148.35 countrary raged in the weak of his wailing, like a rugilant pugi-
148.36 lant Lyon O'Lynn; if he maundered in misliness, plaining his
149.01 plight or, played fox and lice, pricking and dropping hips teeth,
149.02 or wringing his handcuffs for peace, the blind blighter, praying
149.03 Dieuf and Domb Nostrums foh thomethinks to eath; if he
149.04 weapt while he leapt and guffalled quith a quhimper, made cold
149.05 blood a blue mundy and no bones without flech, taking kiss,
149.06 kake or kick with a suck, sigh or simper, a diffle to larn and a
149.07 dibble to lech; if the fain shinner pegged you to shave his im-
149.08 martial, wee skillmustered shoul with his ooh, hoodoodoo! brok-
149.09 ing wind that to wiles, woemaid sin he was partial, we don't
149.10 think, Jones, we'd care to this evening, would you?
149.11 Answer: No, blank ye! So you think I have impulsivism? Did
149.12 they tell you I am one of the fortysixths? And I suppose you
149.13 heard I had a wag on my ears? And I suppose they told you too
149.14 that my roll of life is not natural? But before proceeding to con-
149.15 clusively confute this begging question it would be far fitter for
149.16 you, if you dare! to hasitate to consult with and consequentially
149.17 attempt at my disposale of the same dime-cash problem elsewhere
149.18 naturalistically of course, from the blinkpoint of so eminent a
149.19 spatialist. From it you will here notice, Schott, upon my for the
149.20 first remarking you that the sophology of Bitchson while driven
149.21 as under by a purely dime-dime urge is not without his cashcash
149.22 characktericksticks, borrowed for its nonce ends from the fiery
149.23 goodmother Miss Fortune (who the lost time we had the pleasure
149.24 we have had our little recherché brush with, what, Schott?) and
149.25 as I further could have told you as brisk as your D.B.C. beha-
149.26 viouristically pailleté with a coat of homoid icing which is in
149.27 reality only a done by chance ridiculisation of the whoo-whoo
149.28 and where's hairs theorics of Winestain. To put it all the more
149.29 plumbsily. The speechform is a mere sorrogate. Whilst the qua-
149.30 lity and tality (I shall explex what you ought to mean by this with
149.31 its proper when and where and why and how in the subsequent
149.32 sentence) are alternativomentally harrogate and arrogate, as the
149.33 gates may be.
149.34 Talis is a word often abused by many passims (I am working
149.35 out a quantum theory about it for it is really most tantumising
149.36 state of affairs). A pessim may frequent you to say: Have you been
150.01 seeing much of Talis and Talis those times? optimately meaning:
150.02 Will you put up at hree of irish? Or a ladyeater may perhaps have
150.03 casualised as you temptoed her à la sourdine: Of your plates? Is
150.04 Talis de Talis, the swordswallower, who is on at the Craterium
150.05 the same Talis von Talis, the penscrusher, no funk you! who runs
150.06 his duly mile? Or this is a perhaps cleaner example. At a recent
150.07 postvortex piece infustigation of a determinised case of chronic
150.08 spinosis an extension lecturer on The Ague who out of matter of
150.09 form was trying his seesers, Dr's Het Ubeleeft, borrowed the
150.10 question: Why's which Suchman's talis qualis? to whom, as a
150.11 fatter of macht, Dr Gedankje of Stoutgirth, who was wiping his
150.12 whistle, toarsely retoarted: While thou beast' one zoom of a
150.13 whorl! (Talis and Talis originally mean the same thing, hit it's:
150.14 Qualis.)150.15Professor Loewy-Brueller (though as I shall promptly prove
150.16 his whole account of the Sennacherib as distinct from the Shal-
150.17 manesir sanitational reforms and of the Mr Skekels and Dr
150.18 Hydes problem in the same connection differs toto coelo from the
150.19 fruit of my own investigations —— though the reason I went to
150.20 Jericho must remain for certain reasons a political secret ——
150.21 especially as I shall shortly be wanted in Cavantry, I congratulate
150.22 myself, for the same and other reasons —— as being again hope-
150.23 lessly vitiated by what I have now resolved to call the dime and
150.24 cash diamond fallacy) in his talked off confession which recently
150.25 met with such a leonine uproar on its escape after its confinement
150.26 Why am I not born like a Gentileman and why am I now so speak-
150.27 able about my own eatables (Feigenbaumblatt and Father, Juda-
150.28 pest, 5688, A.M.) whole-heartedly takes off his gabbercoat and
150.29 wig, honest draughty fellow, in his public interest, to make us
150.30 see how though, as he says: 'by Allswill' the inception and the
150.31 descent and the endswell of Man is temporarily wrapped in ob-
150.32 scenity, looking through at these accidents with the faroscope of
150.33 television, (this nightlife instrument needs still some subtrac-
150.34 tional betterment in the readjustment of the more refrangible
150.35 angles to the squeals of his hypothesis on the outer tin sides), I
150.36 can easily believe heartily in my own most spacious immensity
151.01 as my ownhouse and microbemost cosm when I am reassured by
151.02 ratio that the cube of my volumes is to the surfaces of their sub-
151.03 jects as the sphericity of these globes (I am very pressing for a
151.04 parliamentary motion this term which, under my guidance, would
151.05 establish the deleteriousness of decorousness in the morbidis-
151.06 ation of the modern mandaboutwoman type) is to the fera-
151.07 city of Fairynelly's vacuum. I need not anthrapologise for any
151.08 obintentional (I must here correct all that school of neoitalian or
151.09 paleoparisien schola of tinkers and spanglers who say I'm wrong
151.10 parcequeue out of revolscian from romanitis I want to be) down-
151.11 trodding on my foes. Professor Levi-Brullo, F.D. of Sexe-
151.12 Weiman-Eitelnaky finds, from experiments made by hinn with
151.13 his Nuremberg eggs in the one hands and the watches cunldron
151.14 apan the oven, though it is astensably a case of Ket's rebollions
151.15 cooling the Popes back, because the number of squeer faiths
151.16 in weekly circulation will not be appreciably augmented by the
151.17 notherslogging of my cupolar clods. What the romantic in rags
151.18 pines after like all tomtompions haunting crevices for a deadbeat
151.19 escupement and what het importunes our Mitleid for in accornish
151.20 with the Mortadarthella taradition is the poorest commonon-
151.21 guardiant waste of time. His everpresent toes are always in
151.22 retaliessian out throuth his overpast boots. Hear him squak!
151.23 Teek heet to that looswallawer how he bolo the bat! Tyro a
151.24 toray! When Mullocky won the couple of colds, when we were
151.25 stripping in number three, I would like the neat drop that would
151.26 malt in my mouth but I fail to see when (I am purposely refrain-
151.27 ing from expounding the obvious fallacy as to the specific
151.28 gravitates of the two deglutables implied nor to the lapses
151.29 lequou asousiated with the royal gorge through students of
151.30 mixed hydrostatics and pneumodipsics will after some difficulties
151.31 grapple away with my meinungs). Myrrdin aloer! as old Mar-
151.32 sellas Cambriannus puts his. But, on Professor Llewellys ap
151.33 Bryllars, F.D., Ph. Dr's showings, the plea, if he pleads,
151.34 is all posh and robbage on a melodeontic scale since his man's
151.35 when is no otherman's quandour (Mine, dank you?) while, for
151.36 aught I care for the contrary, the all is where in love as war and
152.01 the plane where me arts soar you'd aisy rouse a thunder from and
152.02 where I cling true'tis there I climb tree and where Innocent looks
152.03 best (pick!) there's holly in his ives.
152.04 As my explanations here are probably above your understand-
152.05 ings, lattlebrattons, though as augmentatively uncomparisoned
152.06 as Cadwan, Cadwallon and Cadwalloner, I shall revert to a more
152.07 expletive method which I frequently use when I have to sermo
152.08 with muddlecrass pupils. Imagine for my purpose that you are a
152.09 squad of urchins, snifflynosed, goslingnecked, clothyheaded,
152.10 tangled in your lacings, tingled in your pants, etsitaraw etcicero.
152.11 And you, Bruno Nowlan, take your tongue out of your inkpot!
152.12 As none of you knows javanese I will give all my easyfree trans-
152.13 lation of the old fabulist's parable. Allaboy Minor, take your
152.14 head out of your satchel! Audi, Joe Peters! Exaudi facts!
152.15 The Mookse and The Gripes.
152.16 Gentes and laitymen, fullstoppers and semicolonials, hybreds
152.17 and lubberds!
152.18 Eins within a space and a wearywide space it wast ere wohned
152.19 a Mookse. The onesomeness wast alltolonely, archunsitslike,
152.20 broady oval, and a Mookse he would a walking go (My hood!
152.21 cries Antony Romeo),so one grandsumer evening, after a great
152.22 morning and his good supper of gammon and spittish, having
152.23 flabelled his eyes, pilleoled his nostrils, vacticanated his ears and
152.24 palliumed his throats, he put on his impermeable, seized his im-
152.25 pugnable, harped on his crown and stepped out of his immobile
152.26 De Rure Albo (socolled becauld it was chalkfull of masterplasters
152.27 and had borgeously letout gardens strown with cascadas, pinta-
152.28 costecas, horthoducts and currycombs) and set off from Luds-
152.29 town a spasso to see how badness was badness in the weirdest of
152.30 all pensible ways.
152.31 As he set off with his father's sword, his lancia spezzata, he was
152.32 girded on, and with that between his legs and his tarkeels, our
152.33 once in only Bragspear, he clanked, to my clinking, from veetoes
152.34 to threetop, every inch of an immortal.
152.35 He had not walked over a pentiadpair of parsecs from his
152.36 azylium when at the turning of the Shinshone Lanteran near
153.01 Saint Bowery's-without-his-Walls he came (secunding to the one
153.02 one oneth of the propecies, Amnis Limina Permanent) upon the
153.03 most unconsciously boggylooking stream he ever locked his
153.04 eyes with. Out of the colliens it took a rise by daubing itself Ni-
153.05 non. It looked little and it smelt of brown and it thought in nar-
153.06 rows and it talked showshallow. And as it rinn it dribbled like any
153.07 lively purliteasy: My, my, my! Me and me! Little down dream
153.08 don't I love thee!
153.09 And, I declare, what was there on the yonder bank of the
153.10 stream that would be a river, parched on a limb of the olum, bolt
153.11 downright, but the Gripes? And no doubt he was fit to be dried
153.12 for why had he not been having the juice of his times?
153.13 His pips had been neatly all drowned on him; his polps were
153.14 charging odours every older minute; he was quickly for getting
153.15 the dresser's desdaign on the flyleaf of his frons; and he was
153.16 quietly for giving the bailiff's distrain on to the bulkside of his
153.17 cul de Pompe. In all his specious heavings, as be lived by Opti-
153.18 mus Maximus, the Mookse had never seen his Dubville brooder-
153.19 on-low so nigh to a pickle.
153.20 Adrian (that was the Mookse now's assumptinome) stuccstill
153.21 phiz-à-phiz to the Gripes in an accessit of aurignacian. But All-
153.22 mookse must to Moodend much as Allrouts, austereways or
153.23 wastersways, in roaming run through Room. Hic sor a stone,
153.24 singularly illud, and on hoc stone Seter satt huc sate which it
153.25 filled quite poposterously and by acclammitation to its fullest
153.26 justotoryum and whereopum with his unfallable encyclicling
153.27 upom his alloilable, diupetriark of the wouest, and the athemyst-
153.28 sprinkled pederect he always walked with, Deusdedit, cheek by
153.29 jowel with his frisherman's blague? Bellua Triumphanes, his
153.30 everyway addedto wallat's collectium, for yea longer he lieved
153.31 yea broader he betaught of it, the fetter, the summe and the haul
153.32 it cost, he looked the first and last micahlike laicness of Quartus
153.33 the Fifth and Quintus the Sixth and Sixtus the Seventh giving
153.34 allnight sitting to Lio the Faultyfindth.
153.35 — Good appetite us, sir Mookse! How do you do it? cheeped
153.36 the Gripes in a wherry whiggy maudelenian woice and the jack-
162.01 The older sisars (Tyrants, regicide is too good for you!) be-
162.02 come unbeurrable from age, (the compositor of the farce of
162.03 dustiny however makes a thunpledrum mistake by letting off this
162.04 pienofarte effect as his furst act as that is where the juke comes
162.05 in) having been sort-of-nineknived and chewly removed (this
162.06 soldier - author - batman for all his commontoryism is just
162.07 another of those souftsiezed bubbles who never quite got the
162.08 sandhurst out of his eyes so that the champaign he draws for us
162.09 is as flop as a plankrieg) the twinfreer types are billed to make
162.10 their reupprearance as the knew kneck and knife knickknots on
162.11 the deserted champ de bouteilles. (A most cursery reading into the
162.12 Persic-Uraliens hostery shows us how Fonnumagula picked
162.13 up that propper numen out of a colluction of prifixes though to
162.14 the permienting cannasure the Coucousien oafsprung of this
162.15 sun of a kuk is as sattin as there's a tub in Tobolosk) Ostiak
162.16 della Vogul Marina! But that I dannoy the fact of wanton to
162.17 weste point I could paint you to that butter (cheese it!) if you
162.18 had some wash. Mordvealive! Oh me none onsens! Why the
162.19 case is as inessive and impossive as kezom hands! Their inter-
162.20 locative is conprovocative just as every hazzy hates to having a
162.21 hazbane in her noze. Caseous may bethink himself a thought of
162.22 a caviller but Burrus has the reachly roundered head that goes
162.23 best with thofthinking defensive fideism. He has the lac of wis-
162.24 dom under every dent in his lofter while the other follow's
162.25 onni vesy milky indeedmymy. Laughing over the linnuts and
162.26 weeping off the uniun. He hisn't the hey og he lisn't the lug,
162.27 poohoo. And each night sim misses mand he winks he had the
162.28 semagen. It was aptly and corrigidly stated (and, it is royally
162.29 needless for one ex ungue Leonem to say by whom) that his
162.30 seeingscraft was that clarety as were the wholeborough of Poutres-
162.31 bourg to be averlaunched over him pitchbatch he could still make
162.32 out with his augstritch the green moat in Ireland's Eye. Let me
162.33 sell you the fulltroth of Burrus when he wore a younker. Here
162.34 it is, and chorming too, in six by sevens! A cleanly line, by the
162.35 gods! A king off duty and a jaw for ever! And what a cheery
162.36 ripe outlook, good help me Deus v Deus! If I were to speak
163.01 my ohole mouthful to arinam about it you should call me the
163.02 ormuzd aliment in your midst of faime. Eat ye up, heat ye up!
163.03 sings the somun in the salm. Butyrum et mel comedet ut sciat
163.04 reprobare malum et eligere bonum. This, of course, also explains
163.05 why we were taught to play in the childhood: Der Haensli ist
163.06 ein Butterbrot, mein Butterbrot! Und Koebi iss dein Schtinkenkot!
163.07 Ja! Ja! Ja!
163.08 This in fact, just to show you, is Caseous, the brutherscutch
163.09 or puir tyron: a hole or two, the highstinks aforefelt and anygo
163.10 prigging wurms. Cheesugh! you complain. And Hi Hi High
163.11 must say you are not Hoa Hoa Hoally in the wrong!
163.12 Thus we cannot escape our likes and mislikes, exiles or am-
163.13 busheers, beggar and neighbour and — this is where the dime-
163.14 show advertisers advance the temporal relief plea — let us be
163.15 tolerant of antipathies. Nex quovis burro num fit mercaseus? I am
163.16 not hereby giving my final endorsement to the learned ignorants
163.17 of the Cusanus philosophism in which old Nicholas pegs it
163.18 down that the smarter the spin of the top the sounder the span
163.19 of the buttom (what the worthy old auberginiste ought to have
163.20 meant was: the more stolidly immobile in space appears to me
163.21 the bottom which is presented to use in time by the top primo-
163.22 mobilisk &c.). And I shall be misunderstord if understood to
163.23 give an unconditional sinequam to the heroicised furibouts of
163.24 the Nolanus theory, or, at any rate, of that substrate of apart
163.25 from hissheory where the Theophil swoors that on principial he
163.26 was the pointing start of his odiose by comparison and that whiles
163.27 eggs will fall cheapened all over the walled the Bure will be dear
163.28 on the Brie.
163.29 Now, while I am not out now to be taken up as unintention-
163.30 ally recommending the Silkebjorg tyrondynamon machine for
163.31 the more economical helixtrolysis of these amboadipates until
163.32 I can find space to look into it myself a little more closely first
163.33 I shall go on with my decisions after having shown to you in
163.34 good time how both products of our social stomach (the excellent
163.35 Dr Burroman, I noticed by the way from his emended food
163.36 theory, has been carefully digesting the very wholesome criticism
164.01 I helped him to in my princeps edition which is all so munch
164.02 to the cud) are mutuearly polarised the incompatabilily of any
164.03 delusional acting as ambivalent to the fixation of his pivotism.
164.04 Positing, as above, too males pooles, the one the pictor of the
164.05 other and the omber the Skotia of the one, and looking want-
164.06 ingly around our undistributed middle between males we feel
164.07 we must waistfully woent a female to focus and on this stage
164.08 there pleasantly appears the cowrymaid M. whom we shall
164.09 often meet below who introduces herself upon us at some precise
164.10 hour which we shall again agree to call absolute zero or the
164.11 babbling pumpt of platinism. And so like that former son
164.12 of a kish who went up and out to found his farmer's ashes we
164.13 come down home gently on our own turnedabout asses to meet
164.14 Margareen.
164.15 We now romp through a period of pure lyricism of shame-
164.16 bred music (technologically, let me say, the appetising entry of
164.17 this subject on a fool chest of vialds is plumply pudding the carp
164.18 before doevre hors) evidenced by such words in distress as I
164.19 cream for thee, Sweet Margareen, and the more hopeful O Mar-
164.20 gareena! O Margareena! Still in the bowl is left a lump of gold!
164.21 (Correspondents, by the way, will keep on asking me what is the
164.22 correct garnish to serve drisheens with. Tansy Sauce. Enough).
164.23 The pawnbreaking pathos of the first of these shoddy pieces
164.24 reveals it as a Caseous effort. Burrus's bit is often used for a toast.
164.25 Criniculture can tell us very precisely indeed how and why this
164.26 particular streak of yellow silver first appeared on (not in) the
164.27 bowel, that is to see, the human head, bald, black, bronze, brown,
164.28 brindled, betteraved or blanchemanged where it might be use-
164.29 fully compared with an earwig on a fullbottom. I am offering
164.30 this to Signorina Cuticura and I intend to take it up and bring it
164.31 under the nosetice of Herr Harlene by way of diverting his
164.32 attentions. Of course the unskilled singer continues to pervert
164.33 our wiser ears by subordinating the space-element, that is to
164.34 sing, the aria, to the time-factor, which ought to be killed, ill
164.35 tempor. I should advise any unborn singer who may still be
164.36 among my heeders to forget her temporal diaphragm at home
165.01 (the best thing that could happen to it!) and attack the roulade
165.02 with a swift colpo di glottide to the lug (though Maace I will
165.03 insist was reclined from overdoing this, his recovery often being
165.04 slow) and then, O! on the third dead beat, O! to cluse her eyes
165.05 and aiopen her oath and see what spice I may send her. How?
165.06 Cease thee, cantatrickee! I fain would be solo. Arouse thee, my
165.07 valour! And save for e'er my true Bdur!
165.08 I shall have a word to say in a few yards about the acoustic
165.09 and orchidectural management of the tonehall but, as ours is a
165.10 vivarious where one plant's breaf is a lunger planner's byscent
165.11 and you may not care for argon, it will be very convenient for
165.12 me for the emolument to pursue Burrus and Caseous for a rung
165.13 or two up their isocelating biangle. Every admirer has seen my
165.14 goulache of Marge (she is so like the sister, you don't know, and
165.15 they both dress A L I K E !) which I titled The Very Picture of
165.16 a Needlesswoman which in the presence ornates our national
165.17 cruetstand. This genre of portraiture of changes of mind in order
165.18 to be truly torse should evoke the bush soul of females so I am
165.19 leaving it to the experienced victim to complete the general
165.20 suggestion by the mental addition of a wallopy bound or, should
165.21 the zulugical zealot prefer it, a congorool teal. The hatboxes
165.22 which composed Rhomba, lady Trabezond (Marge in her ex-
165.23 celsis), also comprised the climactogram up which B and C may
165.24 fondly be imagined ascending and are suggestive of gentlemen's
165.25 spring modes, these modes carrying us back to the superimposed
165.26 claylayers of eocene and pleastoseen formation and the gradual
165.27 morphological changes in our body politic which Professor
165.28 Ebahi-Ahuri of Philadespoinis (Ill) whose bluebutterbust I
165.29 have just given his coupe de grass to neatly names a boîte à
165.30 surprises. The boxes, if I may break the subject gently, are worth
165.31 about fourpence pourbox but I am inventing a more patent pro-
165.32 cess, foolproof and pryperfect (I should like to ask that Shedlock
165.33 Homes person who is out for removing the roofs of our criminal
165.34 classics by what deductio ad domunum he hopes de tacto to detect
165.35 anything unless he happens of himself, movibile tectu, to have a
165.36 slade off) after which they can be reduced to a fragment of their
166.01 true crust by even the youngest of Margees if she will take plase
166.02 to be seated and smile if I please.
166.03 Now there can be no question about it either that I having
166.04 done as much, have quite got the size of that demilitery young
166.05 female (we will continue to call her Marge) whose types may be
166.06 met with in any public garden, wearing a very "dressy" affair,
166.07 known as an "ethel" of instep length and with a real fur, reduced
166.08 to 3/9, and muffin cap to tone (they are "angelskin" this fall),
166.09 ostentatiously hemming apologetically over the shirtness of
166.10 some "sweet" garment, when she is not sitting on all the free
166.11 benches avidously reading about "it" but ovidently on the look
166.12 out for "him" or so "thrilled" about the best dressed dolly pram
166.13 and beautiful elbow competition or at the movies swallowing
166.14 sobs and blowing bixed mixcuits over "childe" chaplain's "latest"
166.15 or on the verge of the gutter with some bobbedhair brieffrocked
166.16 babyma's toddler (the Smythe-Smythes now keep TWO domes-
166.17 tics and aspire to THREE male ones, a shover, a butlegger and
166.18 a sectary) held hostage at armslength, teaching His Infant
166.19 Majesty how to make waters worse.
166.20 (I am closely watching Master Pules, as I have regions to sus-
166.21 pect from my post that her "little man" is a secondary school-
166.22 teacher under the boards of education, a voted disciple of Infan-
166.23 tulus who is being utilised thus publicly by the seducente infanta
166.24 to conceal her own more mascular personality by flaunting
166.25 frivolish finery over men's inside clothes, for the femininny of
166.26 that totamulier will always lack the musculink of a verumvirum.
166.27 My solotions for the proper parturience of matres and the edu-
166.28 cation of micturious mites must stand over from the moment till
166.29 I tackle this tickler hussy for occupying my uttentions.)
166.30 Margareena she's very fond of Burrus but, alick and alack!
166.31 she velly fond of chee. (The important influence exercised on
166.32 everything by this eastasian import has not been till now fully
166.33 flavoured though we can comfortably taste it in this case. I shall
166.34 come back for a little more say farther on.) A cleopatrician in
166.35 her own right she at once complicates the position while Burrus
166.36 and Caseous are contending for her misstery by implicating her-
167.01 self with an elusive Antonius, a wop who would appear to hug
167.02 a personal interest in refined chees of all chades at the same time
167.03 as he wags an antomine art of being rude like the boor. This
167.04 Antonius-Burrus-Caseous grouptriad may be said to equate
167.05 the qualis equivalent with the older socalled talis on talis one
167.06 just as quantly as in the hyperchemical economantarchy the tan-
167.07 tum ergons irruminate the quantum urge so that eggs is to whey
167.08 as whay is to zeed like your golfchild's abe boob caddy. And this
167.09 is why any simple philadolphus of a fool you like to dress, an
167.10 athemisthued lowtownian, exlegged phatrisight, may be awfully
167.11 green to one side of him and fruitfully blue on the other which
167.12 will not screen him however from appealing to my gropesarch-
167.13 ing eyes, through the strongholes of my acropoll, as a boosted
167.14 blasted bleating blatant bloaten blasphorus blesphorous idiot
167.15 who kennot tail a bomb from a painapple when he steals one
167.16 and wannot psing his psalmen with the cong in our gregational
167.17 pompoms with the canting crew.
167.18 No! Topsman to your Tarpeia! This thing, Mister Abby, is
167.19 nefand. (And, taking off soutstuffs and alkalike matters, I hope
167.20 we can kill time to reach the salt because there's some forceglass
167.21 neutric assets bittering in the soldpewter for you to plump your
167.22 pottage in). The thundering legion has stormed Olymp that
167.23 it end. Twelve tabular times till now have I edicted it. Merus
167.24 Genius to Careous Caseous! Moriture, te salutat! My phemous
167.25 themis race is run, so let Demoncracy take the highmost! (Abra-
167.26 ham Tripier. Those old diligences are quite out of date. Read
167.27 next answer). I'll beat you so lon. (Bigtempered. Why not take
167.28 direct action. See previous reply). My unchanging Word is sacred.
167.29 The word is my Wife, to exponse and expound, to vend and to
167.30 velnerate, and may the curlews crown our nuptias! Till Breath
167.31 us depart! Wamen. Beware would you change with my years. Be
167.32 as young as your grandmother! The ring man in the rong shop
167.33 but the rite words by the rote order! Ubi lingua nuncupassit, ibi
167.34 fas! Adversus hostem semper sac! She that will not feel my ful-
167.35 moon let her peel to thee as the hoyden and the impudent! That
167.36 mon that hoth no moses in his sole nor is not awed by conquists
168.01 of word's law, who never with humself was fed and leaves
168.02 his soil to lave his head, when his hope's in his highlows from
168.03 whisking his woe, if he came to my preach, a proud pursebroken
168.04 ranger, when the heavens were welling the spite of their spout,
168.05 to beg for a bite in our bark Noisdanger, would meself and Mac
168.06 Jeffet, four-in-hand, foot him out? — ay! — were he my own
168.07 breastbrother, my doubled withd love and my singlebiassed hate,
168.08 were we bread by the same fire and signed with the same salt,
168.09 had we tapped from the same master and robbed the same till,
168.10 were we tucked in the one bed and bit by the one flea, homo-
168.11 gallant and hemycapnoise, bum and dingo, jack by churl, though
168.12 it broke my heart to pray it, still I'd fear I'd hate to say!
168.13 12. Sacer esto?
168.14 Answer: Semus sumus!